Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

I love Aaron tonight.
What inspired the dish? I like it.

No dead nannas or travel or random lie.

Lobster ravioli sounds divine.

Fuck, he’s foraged

Jeez here comes the forager.

Wanky.

That is a big one

Mushroom truck is reversing into the loading bay...

Vom. Pretend chicken that's actually a mushroom. Deception and the Devil's toejam on a plate.

Oh yeah, reducing meat consumption by stripping the woods of wild fungi. Knobber.

I doubt that he found that mushroom in the woods .....

Well, Greggggggg's just lying now, because I'm quite sure they've had chicken-of-the-woods on MC before.

Earlobes is going all virtuous with his faux-chicken nuggets. Did he forage it himself? I think we should be told.

But he is still using chicken stuff

Oh Mon....

How is it reducing meat consumption if you still use the skin etc? Someone still has to use all the other bits you’ve left or it’s just wasteful!

Yes we love him too Mon. Don't you dare send him home.

Liam is thinking FUCK OFF GREGG and let me plate up, you wanker.

Fuck off gregggg he's told you once

Liam like do one greg 🤣🤣

Liam thinking Fuck off knobber!

We love him, but I’m not keen on savoury jelly. It’s a bit 70s dinner party aspic.

I wouldn't eat Daniels dish but I definitely don't want him to go

Liam's blanking of Gregggggg - superb.

God we are turning into the Borg - one mind!

I’m never happy. Sanctimonious twat.

That looks amazing.