Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

MN keeps going weird today. The app doesn’t seem to be working properly.

He’s clearly longing for a return to the dales. Come on Kelvin, make the move! You know you want to.

MN keeps going weird today. The app doesn’t seem to be working properly.

Yeah that post didn’t post, and then it did twice!

Ha! Yours too @JaneJeffer

I wonder if someone is trying to attack again. Get a life losers!

What is chas doing!?? Back at prison again to have another go at liv? Why??

The only man that could make him happy? You mean Robert yeah?

Ooh Bernice do you have a death wish?

A gastronomic philistine

I reckon she does.

But Will killed her stone dead there

Lydia don't snitch again!

Lydia’s brain is knitting and making a 3 armed jumper.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Lydia’s brain is knitting and making a 3 armed jumper.

😂 is this another way of saying "putting two and two together..."?

If so, I bloody love it 😂

Anna Nightingale (Andrea) has had a baby girl. Congratulations to her.

That dastardly Will had been sending out meaningful, lustful looks at Bernice for at least, ooh, two episodes so it's a bit rich him suddenly giving her the elbow.

I accidentally saw a Christmas spoiler today. Just the headline before I clicked away but

I've seen it too Telling

Thanks JaneJeffer been away for a while and my fecking Sky box went wonky so have no recordings and now catch up telly is acting the bollocks too so I've missed loads.

I'll catch up from the thread thanks ☺️

So Chas has gone from ‘Liv is excommunicated from Dingleville and we must never speak to her again EVER!!!’ to believing her totally and helping to pay for her lawyer? Just because Paddy said ‘You’re being a bit of a bitch, frankly’ (or words to that affect) and Liv pointed out that she wasn’t covered in blood the next morning (something the police should possibly also have noticed)?

Well done to Paddy for being the word of reason at last and telling Chas what we've all been saying that Liv is innocent and like a daughter to her.

I missed that bit because I was cooking but I wish Liv told her to fuck off.

Me too @JaneJeffer.

Imagine booking a prison visit just to go and sit scowling at someone. Twat.

Bernice. Careful now.

I'm Team Al all the way