Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

Come on Billy, stop giggling, we know it's ridiculous.

Oooh it's a whole hour tonight of improbable plotlines, general misery and a bewildering lack of toileting needs amongst the Emmerdale hostage community.

Sort of fits in with my general mood really.

Know what? If I see Priya staring in horror at another shake I'll upchuck myself.

I really want Cain to lose his shit.

Is this going to be Ellis' lame sudden exit story?

Nate saying 'I'm sorry' drives me daft.

Aww Rishi

Kyle is great at acting being asleep!

All this and we still have Billy's party to look forward to.

Meena extra trick is her shoulder. Genius. He’ll be hers in no time.

Charming

Al hanging around David’s all night

Where does Al actually live?

Is he upstairs in the mill?

I feel like I’ve spent the whole of the last year or so thinking “as if this would ever happen” to all of these stupid situations.

I'd love Nikhil to walk in.

Moira looks like she's back from a fortnight in Tenerife.

Right so Cain gets Ellis alone and what? Beats him up? Meanwhile meena catches manpreet trying to escape and kills her?

Oh we really are being spoiled this NYE.

@JaneJeffer

I'd love Nikhil to walk in.

Topless

Oh yeah like you get a taxi anywhere on NYE just like that, let alone from a village into a town.

I like how they've been back and reshot all the pre-recorded episodes with Manpreet tied to the bed, thanks solely to this thread pointing out the bog issue.

Who is looking after Moses?
Who was looking after frankie when Nate and Tracey were out last night?

G’wan Cain! Kill him!! Put Al down for good.

@TellingBone

I like how they've been back and reshot all the pre-recorded episodes with Manpreet tied to the bed, thanks solely to this thread pointing out the bog issue.

Uh oh.... Manpreet, She's behind you. I think I'd of been smashing that window, not tapping it like that.