Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

Belle just piggyback Kyle and walk to the road!

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

I treated myself to a whole heap of posh garden tools. I kept the labels and clean them religiously after use. It is a tiny shed but I love it. It has a roof garden and everything. The man shed is like a jumble sale. It’s awful.

I am in awe of your dedication

Oh thank god they aren’t dragging that out!!

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

Oh thank god they aren’t dragging that out!!

They can't. Tracey is about to give birth any second

Mackenzie's reaction was the best

Do you think charity will get an apology?

@Gumbomambo

Do you think charity will get an apology?

Nope. She will have to apologise to Vanessa yet again

@JaneJeffer

Mackenzie's reaction was the best

He is growing on me. Can't stand Vanessa though so bloody sanctimonious.

Vanessa is a good character but when they put her with Charity she's a pain in the arse and Charity has to be a different person to be in a relationship with her. It makes me so mad!! I much prefer Charity with Mackenzie. He doesn't try to change her.

Fee FI fo fum

I smell the blood of an Englishman called Nate.

When Tracey goes will she take Frankie?

Does Vanessa still have shares in the vet practice?

Wasn't there a story where she got suspended from practice because someone stole drugs or something?

The roof garden. I never thought a shed would make me so happy.

Wow @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I would do your head in

How do you get up to tend your plants?

A little step ladder lives behind the shed for I am a shortarse

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge that's so pretty!

I had to hunt high and low to find my trowel to plant my daffodil bulbs

As has been mentioned, I sat thinking FFS Belle just call someone else!

Well, that was the worst Misery parody ever. Less James Caan, more Caant Act.

The scriptwriters have definitely been on @MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry’s course. ‘I know Fi would NEVER cheat on me. She respects me’. Cue big reveal that Fi has bumped uglies with Nate.

‘Stop worrying - NOTHING is going to happen to Kyle’. Cue Kyle being trapped in a freezing car in the middle of nowhere, because Belle can’t work out that it won’t actually be particularly warm in there with a smashed window and no keys to turn on the heater.

All we need is for someone to say ‘Of COURSE Meena won’t spontaneously combust whilst having a latte’. Come on scriptwriters, you can do it…

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

I want whatever Moira’s on. She looks fucking amazing!

That emerald green is lovely on her.

I prefer Charity with Mackenzie ,

because Belle can’t work out that it won’t actually be particularly warm in there with a smashed window and no keys to turn on the heater

I'm sure Belle could hotwire a motor (not saying 'cos a Dingle would know this ............)

@Jojoanna

I prefer Charity with Mackenzie ,

Oh me too! Far better couple. He’s so much more fun than Vanessa. And very cute.