Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

Well they have all lost the plot now.

Oh Kate and her pianoforte are on now.

Reports in the press today that Charley Webb has quit Emmerdale following Matthew's suspension for the 'race row'.

This thread is hysterical
Thank you all so much for keeping me sane during isolation.
FB pages and Instagram are all saying the same about how dire the Christmas stories are. Seriously does nobody take any notice of the viewing public? I despair

Well if that's true about Charley Webb I shan't weep.

We seem to have been bemoaning the state of the soap for a good while now, but to me it seems things have got particularly bad since Reece Dinsdale began directing last summer [I think it was].

Somebody needs to get a grip, especially now with these reported off-screen rows.

Just catching up now.

Sam- Jon Bon Jovi you are not!

@JaneJeffer

Oh poor Al

Loooong overdue!

I don't think we can blame Reece Dinsdale Telling and I much prefer him that side of the camera
The problem is that we're all still watching so they don't care how bad everyone knows it is.

You're so mean @MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

@JaneJeffer

You're so mean *@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry*

Are we expected to believe that Kim just ordered someone to come and kill Will because he might fancy Bernice?

The dreadful stories have all happened since the manic rewriting following Matthew and Isobel being suspended.

Will really is silly. He's told Kim he murdered Malone. The first thing she'll do is turn him into the police if he dares to cross her.

And I hate that they've messed with Kim and Will. I really like them together. But obviously NO-ONE is allowed to be happy in Emmerdale.

First Meena gets hold of a dealer in 2 seconds flat, then Kim rustles up a hired killer. The only folk I have on speed dial are Dominos.

This utterly pish panicky scriptwriting is making me long for the storylines of Families, Revelations and Eldorado.

@JaneJeffer

I don't think we can blame Reece Dinsdale Telling and I much prefer him that side of the camera The problem is that we're all still watching so they don't care how bad everyone knows it is.

It's certainly true that they'll only start taking notice if and when viewing figures drop significantly @JaneJeffer

There's something rotten in the state of Kirkstall Road

Meena. Ye need to brush up on your accents love.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Meena. Ye need to brush up on your accents love.

Careful now, we can’t mention accents…

Has Samson gone veggie and let the turkey loose?

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

Wow! I’m impressed by Kim.

What did they do with the body though

No one likes a grass Lydia

Go on Kim who could resist a proposal beside a burial site?

New York is definitely safer than Emmerdale at the minute.

This is just getting daft.

Bernice is going to sleep with the fishes. Or mushrooms.

@JaneJeffer

Go on Kim who could resist a proposal beside a burial site?

😂😂😂