Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

Can't watch, no TV signal

Can't watch. Currently hanging self.

@strugglingwithlife

Can't watch, no TV signal

It was absolutely awful. Pure shite. Sorry about your telly though

Is Layla going to catch her? Please. Surely Meena's days are numbered. Emmerdale can't seriously keep spouting all this tripe time after time again.

@TellingBone

Can't watch. Currently hanging self.

Thanks Jane. Lol. Something wrong in our area I think, v annoying though

I wish my TV signal was on the blink tonight.

I'm sitting here wondering how much worse it can get.

Sadly I think we have a long way to go before the bottom of the barrel is scraped.

The best thing about Meenadale at the moment is this thread 😁

It's seriously shit isn't it

I don't know how many times I've shouted "fuck sake same old shite again"

I'm wondering have all the writers had a bet on to see who can come up with the biggest load of crap ever.

Apart from Dawn and Billy, I want them in it forever

Caught up on the hub. What have I just watched! It's getting more ridiculous by the day

I take if the Bob and Matlon standoff was a pathetic attempt to inject some much needed "comedy into the misery-go-round that Meenadale has become. Comedy doesn't work especially when it involves Marlon or Paddy who are about as funny as a boil on the bum.
Merna's rages are hysterical. No wonder Billy struggles to keep a straight face. If she's pregnant, I'm the Queen

@RaraRachael

I take if the Bob and Matlon standoff was a pathetic attempt to inject some much needed "comedy into the misery-go-round that Meenadale has become. Comedy doesn't work especially when it involves Marlon or Paddy who are about as funny as a boil on the bum. Merna's rages are hysterical. No wonder Billy struggles to keep a straight face. If she's pregnant, I'm the Queen

I was reminded of Benny Hill's video that went with 'Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West'

'...and Fred went for his bun'

But you lot won't remember that.

I do remember a really good episode with Marlon and Paddy in a two hander that was genuinely funny; like an old married couple bickering. But today's writers don't have the skill.

Right, so fake pregnancy or real pregnancy but Liam’s baby- either way means we’re stuck with her for some time yet I can’t. I just can’t.

What is the deal with Emmerdale having women sexually assaulting drunk men? Gross.

Remind me Jane, who did it happen with before?

If Meena is still in Emmerdale come the new year with her fake/real pregnancy my new years resolution will be to stop watching Emmerdale.

And can I just say IF she is pregnant.with Liam's baby (although I thought she was going to kill Liam rather than sleep with him - look at the state he's in, doubt he can perform anyway) that will be another nasty cruel storyline given that Layla has already lost Liam's baby recently. Sick sick writers 🤬

Wendy's drunk acting was good wasn't it? 😳

Re Benny Hill - it was Ted. Ted went for his bun. Two ton Ted from Teddington who drove the bakers' van.

Honestly I haven't slept since I realised my heinous error.

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Can we just take a meena-less moment to appreciate Nate's body! I was gutted when he put that dressing gown on

@SoulOfIce

Can we just take a meena-less moment to appreciate Nate's body! I was gutted when he put that dressing gown on

That moment was the only watchable moment of the episode! 🤣

Shame they are heading for the fall out of Nate's one night stand with Tracey finally being happy and going on about what a perfect man Nate is.

TellingBone sadly I am old enough to remember Benny Hill's Ernie. To be honest it was a lot more entertaining than this pile of poop.

FFS can't we have one happy couple? Just as Layla and Liam were getting back on track, "irresistible sex goddess" Meena has to throw a spanner in the works. And Nate and Tracy are going the same way

Sorry, but Nate's body did nothing for me - I was glad when he put the dressing gown back on. I just don't think he's remotely attractive, clothed or unclothed.

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

Remind me Jane, who did it happen with before?

Rebecca did it to Robert

@SoulOfIce

Can we just take a meena-less moment to appreciate Nate's body! I was gutted when he put that dressing gown on

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Preach!

Rebecca did it to Robert

Oh i oh don’t remember. Is that how they got Seb?

I remember Robert pretending to have slept with drunk Lawrence! Naughty Rob.

Yes she left Ross in the pub when she heard Robert was legless to go round and have her wicked way with him.

I'm in the'Nate get your kit on' club.