Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

Do you reckon Marcus is an adonis under his chefs whites

If everyone else is jumping on the Rayner train I’ll stay on the platform and look after all the bags

@TheDogsMother

Ryan said he wanted to smash the judges. He could start with Sitwell.

I made a new dish. What I felt was a lovely plate of food.

Boil old parsnips. Mash. And one sachet of daahl. Stir well. Scarf down. Go me.

@Pebbledashery

Ladies form an orderly queue for the Rayner train

All behind me!

@viques

Andy is a wannabe forager isn’t he, you can imagine him down there on his knees rustling through the leaf litter tenderly placing his finds into a handwoven pouch. A slightly moist pouch to keep them fresh for Greggg.

🤣 and 🤢 in equal measure.

@Sunbird24

If everyone else is jumping on the Rayner train I’ll stay on the platform and look after all the bags

, 😂😂😂 You bought the wrong ticket.. You're waiting for the Sitwell train.

Above was an instruction but could also be a description!

Nooo @Pebbledashery! 😭

In my life, you could never get me to eat sweetbreads

@Pebbledashery

Ladies form an orderly queue for the Rayner train

You can have my portion, Pebble , I'll pass

You lot can have anyone you like just leave Mon and Marcus for me

Roast loin of lamb! When will they ever learn...... it’s Masterchef suicide.

I'll have Marcus, you girls can share Jay.

Those sweetbreads looked 🤮.

Have my portion as well

So long as you let Mon be my best friend that's fine kilick.

You can keep the kidneys

Beardy man is really annoying me.

Are those scallops enormous or is Ollie just a little chef?

I like sweetbreads kidney liver all that stuff 😊😊

@GrouchyKiwi

So long as you let Mon be my best friend that's fine kilick.

I'll let her out from time to time. When I've had me dinner!

Ollie needs a slap

Mmmmmmmmmm. Pork chops. I love pork chops.

3-cornered leeks