Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

Monica is really struggling to talk about this bullshit challenge

@fourquenelles you can’t be too far from me - there was a random heavy hailstorm right as I left the clinic after my embryo transfer!

@Wolfcub

Monica is really struggling to talk about this bullshit challenge

I thought that too, she is really filling the gaps

I bet Poodle is looking round and all these luxuriant barnets and thinking: dammit

Fridays episodes are the best.

[quote Sunbird24]@fourquenelles you can’t be too far from me - there was a random heavy hailstorm right as I left the clinic after my embryo transfer![/quote]
Wow how exciting (the transfer not the storm!). I am in Reading btw

Liam has good eyebrows

Liam has no facial expressions, are we sure it’s only his hair that’s Lego?

[quote Sunbird24]@fourquenelles you can’t be too far from me - there was a random heavy hailstorm right as I left the clinic after my embryo transfer![/quote]
Good luck 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Sunbird24 ooh good luck!!

@sunbird24 good luck my lovely xxx

I'm not sure 'black and green' really cuts it as a vibrant colour challenge, tbh.

Poodle has f'd up this challenge I think

@Pebbledashery

Fridays episodes are the best.

Dunno why. 😁 Evening chuffs. It’s fecking wild out there. Dh is at one with Monica, so far we’ve had a “wanky shite” a “daft bugger” and many ffs.

Sorry, Sunbird, missed your news - how exciting!

Cripes this is a dull Ollie.

My tinned peaches I'm having right now are delicious and colourful.

Evening all and I hope everything goes really, really well @Sunbird24

Cor Jet........really, Mon?

All the best Sunbird!

Bott-or. Cor-jet. I do like her pronunciation

Ollie never going to,be a leader of anything

Ollie is dull as dishwater

Thanks all - Gregggg is very definitely not going on the shortlist for names, if I get that far this time!
Might consider Monica though… 🤔

Evening all, wow, nothing says yummy like celeriac skin crumb does it. Rolls off the tongue - as your stomach rejects it.

I think they ought to judge this not by the food on the plates but by the way they leave the work benches and aprons. Just who manages to decorate the kitchen with the most indelible stains, I would go for a beetroot in turmeric with a red cabbage jus myself.