MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

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New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

What was it the Patrick said that got bleeped out?

@Windows01

Melissa is far too vulnerable to be a part of this show, especially with someone like Bryce. How has this been allowed to happen. It's wrong. The poor woman.

She doesn't even really seem to have a connection with the other girls to have girl talk and get a different perspective on things and I wonder if this is part of Bryce's plan to have it just them against the world or whatever bullshit line he's bandied about.

They should use their relationship as a one off special to teach people about red flags!

He's isolated her from the girls. Classic abuser tactic. It's them against the world

That video was really interesting. I think I saw that you tuber do a video about Trump being a narcissist and she was spot on with that too.

@dapsnotplimsolls

Brett apologises, Booka still has a face on her.

In fairness she apologised at the dinner party, then asked for an apology about the letter, and didn't get one. It's a bit too little too late.

I really am Team Booka here!

I know it’s minor in the grand scheme of things but it really pissed me off when Bryce insisted Bec answer one of his stupid pompous questions then when Melissa started, well, not even talking, just looking baffled and repeating ‘bu… bu… bu…’ Bryce told Bec to essentially shut up as Melissa was trying to speak.

Patrick not being an arse for once.

@loopsaloo

What was it the Patrick said that got bleeped out?

Wank, I think?

And just when I thought I couldn't despise Bryce more - he manages to do something even more disgusting and humiliating to Melissa. And tell her how tough it was for him !! WTF

That was actually painful to watch.

What is wrong with the experts?!

Stop rubbing her arm, not being affectionate, just letting her know he’s there-big nosed TWAT

Gonzo gets worse with each episode

@dapsnotplimsolls

Liam is nearing Bryce levels of twattery.

I agree.

I feel like when men moan about "high maintenance" women (when it comes to looks) would soon complain at a woman never wearing make up or making the effort

Omg Bryce, wtaf?!

Johnny was bang out of order giving details of their sex life, that was really immature and not ok as the experts didn't bring it up first.

I have to wait until Friday to watch other episodes as Dh is away on business and has made me promise not to eat h until he gets back

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I’ve got a really sore arse from sitting on the justified naughty step. Least said soonest mended and all that.

I am self muzzling but I just wanted to say howdy and I hope to post properly soon.

Just want to say I’m not loving Pat (sleekit shite flinging) and I ain’t buying the babe in the wood act at all.

I’m smelling something of the night.

And a gearing up for the ritual of deflowering.

With robes and shit.

One muzzle love. x

We missed you Sheldon!

pantaloons

I’ve missed you all. Truly.

Also team Booka. I’ve got to catch up but a man who shirks being sorry will make you sorry.

Shame as I liked him before he went full whine. He couldn’t just own it.

Booka wasn’t blameless but he just rubbed his inner knob red raw trying to squirm out of it.

Not attractive.

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Omg Bryce, wtaf?!

Johnny was bang out of order giving details of their sex life, that was really immature and not ok as the experts didn't bring it up first.

I have to wait until Friday to watch other episodes as Dh is away on business and has made me promise not to eat h until he gets back

My mind is boggling. hamburgers? heroin? halibut? 😁

I think they didn't tackle Bryce properly. If he put leave and Melissa put stay then they have to stay.

He admitted he knew that. He should have been questioned until his head rattled on that. How was writing leave going to protect Melissa? Surely he could have said to her let's both leave and be together?

I actually had to stop watching a few minutes into Bryce and Melissa's turn because I felt physically sick. Having been in an abusive relationship I recognised that hand rubbing constantly on her arm and it gave me chills. 18 years later it made me want to cry.

My mind is boggling. hamburgers? heroin? halibut? 😁

Haha, v funny, you know very well 'eat h' was autocorrect for 'watch'!

@KingofQueens

I actually had to stop watching a few minutes into Bryce and Melissa's turn because I felt physically sick. Having been in an abusive relationship I recognised that hand rubbing constantly on her arm and it gave me chills. 18 years later it made me want to cry.

Oh god, really?!

I have shouted at the TV tonight several times tonight, mainly calling Bryce a cunt. Well done Patrick challenging him. To be honest all the other couples looked incredibly uncomfortable during that although it could just be editing. The expert in the middle did look quite angry at him, but what I really want is for them to call an intervention and separate them then take Melissa away to be decontaminated. Failing that I hope on this group holiday Melissa and Brett team up and get rat arsed on cocktails and hijack the karaoke machine singing “I will survive”. Yep Team Brett here, he did apologise, he said all those lovely things and she couldn’t be bothered to think of 1 thing she likes about him because all she hears in her head is “me me me”.

I think Booka is used to men adoring her so she's shell-shocked and angrya man has called her out on being so self-absorbed. The 'Brett night' proved what Brett has been saying is true. She sounds like an energy vacuum.

It's a shame because I thought she was the coolest one there

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I bloody fell asleep before Bryce and Melissa's part, what did he do..?