MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

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New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

@Ubiquery

What was the gift thing?

Shit. Even Bryce's friends don't like him.

Oh sorry I thought you were talking about the gift Johnny gave Kerry!

@Ubiquery

What was the gift thing?

Shit. Even Bryce's friends don't like him.

The rumour that started the anti Bryce brigade, that he apparently told Becs about almost buying a gift for a girl back home

Jesus Christ I'm actually mortified to be so invested in this shite....

Jesus Christ I'm actually mortified to be so invested in this shite....
🙈

I just can't wait til I can Google all the spoilers!

Belinda is starting to properly irritate me. Surely no one is really that excitable?

Melissa, open your eyes FFS. Don't be the prison wife.

Bryce’d friends just did a Robert Durst

I love Johnny and Kerry! Really hope that the spoiler isn’t about them.

Patrick, Liam and Bryce can all do one. Posturing shallow peacock, shit stirrers and gas lighting twats abound.

Christ how stupid can Melissa be its so blatant he was lying.

"Melissa is the perfect girl for me because she tolerates a lot" 🙄

About the key holder. Kerry's initials are KK, she's Kerry Knight. I thought it was a lovely gesture to recreate the surroundings they had at their wedding.

Melissa would be "completely and utterly humiliated", and I can't help but think that she gets a kick out of it.

Haha: "you look completely different, I've never seen you like this before...you look absolutely stunning"

In other words stop dressing like a six year old 🤣

Fair play - Bel looks stunning in a 'grown up' dress!!

Pat just wants to get it on, can't see it somehow from Belinda.

@meadowbleu

About the key holder. Kerry's initials are KK, she's Kerry Knight. I thought it was a lovely gesture to recreate the surroundings they had at their wedding.

Awww! How did you know that?

I think Belinda has indigestion!

Belinda dresses as an adult shocker!

@GreenLunchBox no inside knowledge, just Googled. DON'T do it. I did it as I stopped caring last week.

Belinda and Patrick make me wince.

They didn't have that outfit in Bunty with the stick on flap bits did they.

I was sceptical about Bec's poorly dog, but she did have very red eyes as if she'd been crying hard.
Then again, she could have asked Jake to go with her.....or producers could have pushed it.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

And the worst actress award goes to ..... Bec

YY, the fake sobbing and Jake fawning all over her is worse than watching Bryce and Melissa

[quote meadowbleu]@GreenLunchBox no inside knowledge, just Googled. DON'T do it. I did it as I stopped caring last week.

Belinda and Patrick make me wince.[/quote]
Haha, ok !

@Bluetrews25

I was sceptical about Bec's poorly dog, but she did have very red eyes as if she'd been crying hard. Then again, she could have asked Jake to go with her.....or producers could have pushed it.

True! That could have been their version of a homestay. They are in a bubble, after all and they wouldn't need to film her poorly dog if she didn't want.

[quote meadowbleu]@GreenLunchBox no inside knowledge, just Googled. DON'T do it. I did it as I stopped caring last week.

Belinda and Patrick make me wince.[/quote]
It makes me feel awkward when they snog

@FuzzyPuffling

Why does Melissa always wear red or orange eye shadow? It makes her look like she has a) been crying (that wouldn't be a surprise) or b) has raging conjunctivitis.

She probably read somewhere that those colours bring out blue eyes and she's trying to live up to Bryce's blue eye fantasy.