MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

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New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

@Peachyqueen

Has anyone else noticed that Alannah puts an "a" on the end of most sentences? I can't not notice it now and it's annoying me!

E.g. "but it's putting a strain on our relationship-ah" "but Jason-ah"

Yes, her speech is getting weirder as the series progresses. It's like she's got a sinus infection and dentures that are too big for her.

@Ughmaybenot

Poor Jake just wants to get his leg over - it’s got to the stage where Bec could strangle Bryce and. Jake would bury the body for her and then ask ‘ Did that turn you on? Was that hot?’ I do feel for him, he’s making an absolute fool of himself. So weird tho, his self esteem can’t be that low surely?! He’s gorgeous and nice and has a lot about him what with the charity and everything, he could have his pick!

I know, right?!

Making a proper fool of himself. Desperado

Yes I noticed Alana and her extra ‘a’ at the enda of wordsa. Maybe her real name is Alan and she just says it wrong.

I like Alana, I think she is quite intelligent and intuitive. (Although if she does something dickish tonight I will probably take that back). I also like Jake and think IRL he won’t be able to move for potential wives. I like Johnny too although I think he would exhaust me!

@Benjispruce5

Yes I noticed Alana and her extra ‘a’ at the enda of wordsa. Maybe her real name is Alan and she just says it wrong.

Oh God she will forever be Alan now!

@Benjispruce5

Yes I noticed Alana and her extra ‘a’ at the enda of wordsa. Maybe her real name is Alan and she just says it wrong.

Evening all

I really dislike how Bryce constantly refers to Melissa as "my wife". And why does she look so smug and proud about it? from @Leaveitonthefloordrobe

I have an alternative theory. Bryce makes all the noise and Melissa seems silent and controlled, but actually she had a plan, knew she wanted a partner out of this and bingo! Melissa as almost Bond Villain. Mission accomplished.

Just as we thought Belinda's outfits couldn't get any worse...

Oh! Belinda,no!

Oh Belinda, put some bloody clothes on!

Dear god, Belinda!

Belinda showcases her 'fashion designs' and outfits on her post show Insta. Make of that what you will.

Does anyone else this is Melissa does Coco? (Badly)

@MuthaFunka61

Does anyone else this is Melissa does Coco? (Badly)

Coco-lite?

😅

I love that most of the comments so far are about Belinda and her dress 'sense' rather than Gonzo 😁

Am sure Gonzo is saving up his twattishness for later, I can't believe it's going to be drama free.

Wouldn't you think that one of the women would have a word with Belinda about the way she dresses? She's got a great figure and would look lovely in different clothes but she is not fucking cat woman!

@dapsnotplimsolls

I love that most of the comments so far are about Belinda and her dress 'sense' rather than Gonzo 😁

He's not been on yet though. There is time!

Georgia said ‘Hey you guysa!’ Maybe Alan’s affliction is contagious.

Patrick can't stop eating! I think he knows he's not going to get much dinner!

He agrees to apologise when Jason suggested it, not so much when Melissa suggested it. Quelle surprise.