MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

[bonkersbirdie]

New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

Melissa needs to call him out on his bullshit. At this point I'm thinking she bloody deserves him.

It's certainly a symbiotic fit

@sunshinelover69

That's assault. She should have kicked the smug twat in the bollocks.

Also, my ex used to apologise like that. 'I'm sorry I pushed you around because you made me do it.'

Melissa needs to call him out on his bullshit. At this point I'm thinking she bloody deserves him.

It was assault.

It's actually alarming that Melissa does nothing but rub his back. Did she even challenge him on it?

This:

images.app.goo.gl/KP71iBf7Na1pTBQFA

@sunshinelover69

That's assault. She should have kicked the smug twat in the bollocks.

Also, my ex used to apologise like that. 'I'm sorry I pushed you around because you made me do it.'

Melissa needs to call him out on his bullshit. At this point I'm thinking she bloody deserves him.

The same as:

"I'm sorry IF I made you feel...."

instead of

"I'm sorry THAT I made you feel..."

Gah! Jason just wanted a shag!

Ugh Jason just wants the sex!

Ha ha @HollowTalk

Jason is repulsive.

The only good men left are Jake and Johnny

Oh god, this is not going to go well is it?

@Sunbird24

Oh god, this is not going to go well is it?

A million percent not.

What the hell does Belinda look like?

@Benjispruce5

What the hell does Belinda look like?

A twelve year old going to a fancy dress party as Princess Leia??

Spot on!

If I haven't read spoilers about what's happened to everyone says to show ended, I might have thought that Bryce had killed Melissa just now. My money at the moment, in the adverts, is that they have left the site.

@Benjispruce5

What the hell does Belinda look like?

I was going for Minnie Mouse but that works too

Jinx, @Benjispruce5!

@HollowTalk

If I haven't read spoilers about what's happened to everyone says to show ended, I might have thought that Bryce had killed Melissa just now. My money at the moment, in the adverts, is that they have left the site.

I'm thinking he didn't let her go to the girls night because he was too worried about her head being turned.

He certainly didn't seem happy about her being out of his sight.

Jinx!!! Not heard that in a while.
Yep I reckon they’ve gone too.

Yes @sunshinelover69 isolating her is key. The very last thing he wants is for her to talk to other women about her relationship. Especially when they have him completely sussed!

Classic.

Nice Jason. So she can’t repeat something you said but you can go all in on details of your sex life…

Why does Bryce always have to be the best?
We're the best couple
We're the happiest...or whatever... then all that sarcastic 'oh YOU can be the king of the experiment, and YOU can be the queen'
Bryce, mate, it's not a competition, ok?
He's like a 5 year old who always has to win at everything or will sulk and tantrum.