MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

For when t’other thread is full 😘

Oh it’s soooooooo bad, but I’m defo watching tomorrow 😀

@Twitchynose

Wanky please stop with the stupid analogies/metaphors!

Frank The Tank's a Tigerrrrrrrr

How long is the experiment? I think it would be completely irresponsible if they were pregnant.

Ooh new game

Tayah is expecting blankety blank?

A cushy life with Adam bringing home all the dosh

A puppy might be a good shout.

What I had to turn over for 24hrs in custody. Is tay pregnant?

There’s no way she’s pregnant
They’re expecting an Asda delivery

"we are expecting a....n invite to the party!"

sunbird. Msg for thee.

Thank you for mentioning that queef. I’d have been gutted to miss it.

Hoping to catch it on 4seven…

don't miss it Sheld it's a gobsmacker.

Tayah’s expecting …..
A) a new delivery of blusher
B) to love life in Donny
C) to be pregnant in 3 months

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Northern Ireland is gonna happen, happen, happen every time.

I'm an hour behind.

It is on in half an hour queef and I’ve linkied it just in case for a later date if ch4 has another wobble.

Thankyouthankyouthankyou ☺️

They are expecting ….

MAFSAUS to be a lot more entertaining.

Aye. Us too.

@Dave20

Morag wants Luke to want kids so it can be her excuse to end the relationship. She’s panicking because he says he doesn’t now want kids and she needs another excuse ....

This. 100%

OytheBumbler

Expecting her bus pass?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's probably long gone but I've just came here to mention the geeeeee-raaawf.

Sorry.

Geeee-raaaaawffff-uh

Did anyone else notice the Ixpert's only issue with Luke completely changing his mind re kids for someone who's shat all over him was.....it isn't attractive when someone gives everything up for you 😳🤬

Franky constantly sounds patronising. Even when he's saying something totally banal, he says it like he's really smug and knowledgeable. It's very odd.

I recognise the riding school Franky and Maylise went to. I went on a walking pony trek there and my pony (Piglet) did that thing of suddenly putting his head down for grass. I had him on a tight rein and it completely unbalanced me and I fell off! Bloody hurt it did.

I think Marylise has been let down by the experts if she would only contemplate a partner who didn't want his own children whilst happily accepting her own.

Feel sad for Dan and Matt! Dan is very inflexible - perhaps because he is young and hasn't been tested in this way before.

One thing I have noticed about Luke and Morag is that when they aren't having their interminable conversations they do actually have a proper laugh together.

Poor Josh was freezing his tits off in that field. They could at least have given him a blanket like Amy.

It looks to me like these final dates were filmed at quite different times of the year? There were no leaves on the treesin Josh and Amy's date but it seemed to be late summer for Morag and Luke. Hmm.

@Sunbird24

Just spotted Mog & Luke have blankets over their knees, which is confusing me. If it’s that chilly shouldn’t she have something round her shoulders?

You could see their breath! They must have been freezing

When Morag and Luke are alone they get on fine but when they're around other people Morag loses it. It's really strange.

@JasonMomoasgirlfriend

Yikes.

I missed tayah with the "we are expecting" comment and because there is a pause it does sound like she's pregnant...but surely not?

Not falling for the trap.

It be something like "we are expecting...you to say that" or some shit

Even if she was I doubt they would announce it as would literally be 3-4 weeks pregnant