MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

For when t’other thread is full 😘

I have a colleague listed under ‘don’t answer the man is a tube’

In my defence? He is.

I don’t have to speak to him on my own mobile by the way but someone gave it to him without asking.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Tayah’s blusher is just nuts

I’m wondering if she will be thrown out of her tribe if she doesn’t have them. lillibetty

Do they have tribes in Welwyn Garden city?

I can’t speak. Up here we are supposed to paint our faces blue and bare our arses at newcomers… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Oooh - I wonder if there are different tribe stripes in Doncaster?!

@ElizabethTudor

Why is Joel Dommett blowing smoke up Bob’s arse. And why are Bob and AJ arse-licking Franky? This Afters show is shite.

Naked guy that ran out of Snoochie’s dressing room I think has also been on Dress to Impress and Love Bites, massive neck tattoo looked familiar

Wise move jane

Nothing much wrong can happen if ye have the vitnery in your corner. 🤗

Can’t recall which fabulous pp suggested changing ex hubby’s name in my phone to Twat, but thank you.

Twas me. Takes a bow

So annoying to hear Paul telling Luke why Morag needed a man like him while failing to address Luke's needs or the fact that he's been to badly treated. Again, if this was reversed Male/Female there would be uproar.

The poor guy. I really hope he finds a wonderful partner after all this. He's the most genuine out of them all.

Oooh - I wonder if there are different tribe stripes in Doncaster?!

She has already tried that out with the yellow under eye concealer.

She can’t remove the cheek stripes until she’s been accepted by the Donnie lot by breeding with one of their own.

I think the couple least likely to succeed long term are Tayah and Adam- they are all about surface, I don't see any substance to their relationship.

@Joystir59

I think the couple least likely to succeed long term are Tayah and Adam- they are all about surface, I don't see any substance to their relationship.

I agree, none of them know how any of them will deal with big life decisions/ traumas. That's when you know what your mate's made of and wether your relationship has substance.

I am so sick of Morag. That is all.

**plus she can't say Doncaster properly, all the northeners will piss themselves laughing

Euuggghh FFS, Bob’s now showing off his sock less feet and ankles 🤮🤮🤮🤮

This is going to sound worse than I mean it but do any of them have an education?

Why has nobody come clean about Tayah’s real age!

I’m switching over to Question Time!

@RubyFowler

They've clearly had a skinfull, just doesn't make for a reasonable discussion!

Don't know about skilful but her mate has definitely had a nose full

I wonder what Tayah's actual personality is like? What does she like or dislike? She's so bland and so focused on baby-making. That would bore me senseless if I was Adam.

@ElizabethTudor

Euuggghh FFS, Bob’s now showing off his sock less feet and ankles 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Thank God for James Herriot.

Watching on E4+1 - sorry to say this as it makes me sound like a total snob and bitch, but Morag is rough and Luke needs to run and keep running.

Feargal's dad is very sceptical of the whole thing. Tayah's mum clearly thinks her daughter is bonkers.

Lightbulb moment 💡

Tayah’s tribe believe that babies don’t start their birthdays till they are 20.

Explains everything.

A stripe for each decade before they start counting.

Tayah looks like she got tanned during a ski holiday and was wearing goggles

Wtf did I hear adam and tayah announce

Tayah looks like she got tanned during a ski holiday and was wearing goggles

Must have been sporting a full naval beard as well…

@Dreamstate I suspect there’ll be a twist to that. Hopefully anyway!