MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

For when t’other thread is full 😘

This is ridiculous!

I’ve read all the threads but can’t work out why ‘ixpert’ is written that way or what it means 😬

Amy is a bitch and very selfish and needy.
Morag is bloody awful.
Tayah is definitely 30+.
The men are either saps, abusive or players.

So disappointed with this series, it’s all about trying to become a celebrity 🙄

Why does Mog always add an extra syllable at the end of every sentence? "I know-ah"
So irritating-ah

I thought it was all about L Bombs.

I feel like you're right! Luke and Amy could have been a nice match, and I think they're on the same page around children too. I still can't get over that one, I think it's completely key in a relationship that you feel the same about something like that.

Marylise looks older with every episode. I swear she's aged 10 years since episode 1

I can't bear this 'L bomb' nonsense. Just say love ffs. It sounds so childish.

@toothpicklover

I’ve read all the threads but can’t work out why ‘ixpert’ is written that way or what it means 😬

Amy is a bitch and very selfish and needy.
Morag is bloody awful.
Tayah is definitely 30+.
The men are either saps, abusive or players.

So disappointed with this series, it’s all about trying to become a celebrity 🙄

Ixpert came from the Australian one cos that's how they kept referring to themselves - it's expert with an Auzzie twang

@dillite

Marylise looks older with every episode. I swear she's aged 10 years since episode 1

Rigor mortis is setting in.

Poor Luke shouldn't be punished with Amy!

@toothpicklover it’s because a lot of us have binge-watched all the previous Australian series during lockdown, and that’s how they sound…

@toothpicklover it's just expert in the accent.

@Twitchynose I hadn't spotted the grab rails or noticed the toilet arrangement at Luke's

I'm another one who wants to get the blending sponges on Tayah's face.

The house was empty for weeks. Flies died. That's what happens.

@donaldbump

Can anyone remember the streaming site mentioned on here yonks ago. To watch mafs and other oz programmes without ads?

shvideos.net/category/reality/

Think this might be the one?

Tayah’s blusher is just nuts

I’m wondering if she will be thrown out of her tribe if she doesn’t have them. lillibetty

Do they have tribes in Welwyn Garden city?

I can’t speak. Up here we are supposed to paint our faces blue and bare our arses at newcomers… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Thank you for explaining 😁😁

Watching on plus 1 so will have to read back the comments here.

But did anyone spot the bruises on Luke's arm?!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Tayah’s blusher is just nuts

I’m wondering if she will be thrown out of her tribe if she doesn’t have them. lillibetty

Do they have tribes in Welwyn Garden city?

I can’t speak. Up here we are supposed to paint our faces blue and bare our arses at newcomers… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I’d probably get confused and paint my arse blue…

Dry your eyes mate played when Bob was introduced on the after show 😁

Frankie and Morag are a good match imo.
Both alphas and would definitely challenge each other.
I know the age difference but can see morag with an older man.

"I’d probably get confused and paint my arse blue…"
😅

sunbird

Your arse. My face. Not much different with a slap of woad. 🤷‍♀️

@meadowbleu At risk of over sharing, I’m an occupational therapist, so having spent over 20 years assessing for aids and adaptations., tend to spot them! Thankfully don’t do that job any more. Can tell you random stuff like the standard height of a dining room chair is 18”, baths tend to have an external width of between 26 & 28” and that the minimum gradient for a ramp is 1:12 or 1:16 for a self propelled wheelchair user. Important stuff like whether I locked the front door, or put down my phone, no idea!

Can’t recall which fabulous pp suggested changing ex hubby’s name in my phone to Twat, but thank you. If I find the sodding thing I’ll change it (although quite fancying Pillock now I think about it).

I've gone off to sage myself by watching All Creatures Great & Small. I'm very spiritual

Why is Joel Dommett blowing smoke up Bob’s arse. And why are Bob and AJ arse-licking Franky?
This Afters show is shite.