MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

For when t’other thread is full 😘

Placemarking

Just saving my spot for later. My predictions (based probably on the spoiler for tonight at the end of last night.....)
Wanky see his parents and they love Marylise
Adam and Moo go see her mum. Her friends scare him off.
In Ireland Matt realises there is no wine bar, no 24 hour petrol station and no train to London. And retreats home quickly.
Tayas mum talks to her like she's a 5 year old playing a game....
Josh and Amy won't be speaking by the end of the night out with his mates. He pulls another lady and takes her home.....

Ta for a lovely thread Sheldon (they should give you a show credit )

Agree with that diva but I wonder if Matt is a bit too invested. I could see him in NI, skint and still indulging.

In Ireland Matt realises there is no wine bar, no 24 hour petrol station and no train to London. And retreats home quickly.

And because there is no call for TT tribute bands, he will have a bloody hard job for passing as one of B*witched or Westlife and will be practically flying back without wings.

And Dan will fight like yer Da as well.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

In Ireland Matt realises there is no wine bar, no 24 hour petrol station and no train to London. And retreats home quickly.

And because there is no call for TT tribute bands, he will have a bloody hard job for passing as one of B*witched or Westlife and will be practically flying back without wings.

And Dan will fight like yer Da as well.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

sheldon you make this thread, saw your earlier posts, take care of yourself.

Could he pass for Daniel O’Donnell?
Or Michael Flatley?

For fucks sake this title 😂

Matt won’t really entertain NI, it’ll be end of the road for love’s young and somewhat older dream, Matt and Danny boy.

I honestly don’t even want to watch Amy this evening. She’s appalling.
That being said, so is old wanky and morag is pretty bloody vile too.
Adams house was, imo, very typical of a young electrician. Specifically 😂 plenty of money and they see a lot of interiors so know what they like/what looks good hardware wise. It was a bit laddy but as someone else has already said, it was a proper home, not a lads pad.

awaynboilyurheid

Thank you (re yesterday). Sometimes the pail of sharn cowps - sometimes it stays upright. Today it was up. Good times.

I love folk on this thread. Funny and insightful and capable of channelling Mog a bit.

It is an absolute delight. 💕

Could he pass for Daniel O’Donnell?
Or Michael Flatley?

I reckon his feet will shift quicker than Mr Flatley’s if he gets a whiff of the sex barn retreat.

Are they doing home visits again tonight?

I am loving the fact we have now decided Feargal is setting up sex barn!
Ecstatic dancing, my arse….

Too excited to be watching live tonight! And I have 🍷

Do they go to the other person's house/turf too?

I’m thinking they might be doing that tonight 🤞🏼

Mog will be Insta ready.

There will be no flies on her windaesills

I've sharpened me tongue ready.
After the necky comments from them yesterday.

Checking in. Sheldy you are a MN Telly Addicts Title Superstar (TATS) and I bow to you.
Hoping to actually stay awake tonight as I've done 12,000 steps and the codeine ain't touching the pain so far.

Good evening all

@RainbowZebraWarrior

Checking in. Sheldy you are a MN Telly Addicts Title Superstar (TATS) and I bow to you. Hoping to actually stay awake tonight as I've done 12,000 steps and the codeine ain't touching the pain so far.

Agreed - the title is quite possibly a literary masterpiece.

I reckon mog will make wallopers be hoiked up hill and down dale countrywide.

Queen of hoik and an uncanny likeness to me.

I am but a gobshoite.

Thread titles come about a bit like the monkeys and the typewriter thing. 🐒 ☺️

Gah can't watch live tonight because there's only so much MAFS dearest DP will tolerate in one evening. Place marking to catch up tomorrow. Have fun all.

(Ps. Thanks again @Sheldon)

rainbow

I’d offer to run your feet but I don’t really do feet.

Hoping your pain relief kicks in soon - like now 🤕

@ElizabethTudor

I am loving the fact we have now decided Feargal is setting up sex barn! Ecstatic dancing, my arse….

Eeh man, this is so true. I have to say that I had them down as a solid couple at first. Now, it kinda creeps me out and I get "Oh, is this your son?" vibes for poor Matt. I may have dated someone aged 23 when I was 46 so I have no right to judge

@ImInStealthMode

Gah can't watch live tonight because there's only so much MAFS dearest DP will tolerate in one evening. Place marking to catch up tomorrow. Have fun all.

(Ps. Thanks again @Sheldon)

And that's why I'm happy that my husband has taken his first born to t'pub!