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MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 15:43

For when t’other thread is full 😘

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dillite · 23/09/2021 21:33

It's been 5 weeks Mama Franky!

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 23/09/2021 21:34

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Franky’s mam is the bobbins. ☺️
Bless her, she really is. But I thought he was northern, and she sounds West Country?
JaneJeffer · 23/09/2021 21:34

Is Franky's mum played by Leigh Francis?

Twitchynose · 23/09/2021 21:34

@MargotMoon I like “Hubby” that was what his number was saved under in my phone! Now he’s sodded off (good riddance) it’s just under his actual name. Think I need to get a new nickname for him!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 21:35

FrankyGrandchild?

If her foof has had as much tweakments as her face, I would reckon she’s spent too much to have anything come out the ways.

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ElizabethTudor · 23/09/2021 21:35

Morag - her friends nailed it. She doesn’t fancy him.
Wifey - euugghhhh.

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 23/09/2021 21:35

Bloody hell, Fergal's mum is about Take Matt's age!

category12 · 23/09/2021 21:35

His mum looks like Cheryl Baker

ElizabethTudor · 23/09/2021 21:36

Is Franky quite …….. wanky. 🤣🤣

JaneJeffer · 23/09/2021 21:36

Looks like an age gap between the mum and dad too?

TheQueef · 23/09/2021 21:36

He looks too much like his Dad.

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 23/09/2021 21:36

[quote Twitchynose]@MargotMoon I like “Hubby” that was what his number was saved under in my phone! Now he’s sodded off (good riddance) it’s just under his actual name. Think I need to get a new nickname for him![/quote]
I feel like The Twat is appropriate if he's an ex?

TheWonderCat · 23/09/2021 21:36

Marylise’s forehead just doesn’t move.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 21:37

Feargal is looking at Matt like he is deciding whether to grill him or fry him.

Creepeh.

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MargotMoon · 23/09/2021 21:37

[quote Twitchynose]@MargotMoon I like “Hubby” that was what his number was saved under in my phone! Now he’s sodded off (good riddance) it’s just under his actual name. Think I need to get a new nickname for him![/quote]

As a bitter old divorcee I find "hubby" to be smug and annoying but I'm prob just being bitter and old Grin

Bananarama21 · 23/09/2021 21:38

Morag had got the ick.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 21:39

Aye Matt’s parents would be upset and Dan is grinning like he has been given matt’s credit card.

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dillite · 23/09/2021 21:39

Slug lips is scaring me.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 21:39

Mog’s mate is off her bosoms.

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Dave20 · 23/09/2021 21:39

Dan Ian from a small town in rural N Ireland. I doubt there’s much of a gay community there.
Maybe explains why Dan is on the show.

MargotMoon · 23/09/2021 21:40

Morag's mate looks like she's had a stroke

Bananarama21 · 23/09/2021 21:40

Go on Luke, she seems high on drugs.

Kangaroosfeet · 23/09/2021 21:40

Her mates common

riotlady · 23/09/2021 21:40

Luke won’t take bullshit?? Since when??

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 21:40

Voila.

Luke baws.

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