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MAFS6- where the sliding into dms does not require lube and a fish slice

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 20/09/2021 21:58

I’ve lost my nip.

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dillite · 22/09/2021 22:05

@Bananarama21 fillers. When you have too much of them, your lips basically have a life of their own. Especially when it's badly done or gets injected into the wrong place, it becomes impossible to move them properly

TheQueef · 22/09/2021 22:06

Can't wait for Tayahs Mam!
It's clearly not her first rodeo, she's been fettling that crack pot a while and is taking no shit.

Bananarama21 · 22/09/2021 22:07

dillite why do pretty girls do this it ruins their looks. I hate to think my own dd would do this to her face.

RainbowZebraWarrior · 22/09/2021 22:09

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Luke has finally located his orbs then.

Roll on tomorrow.

I’m away to watch everyone going judgey on the houses.

Or i might watch it after this one stop wedding shop thing.

Sheldy my love, I'm just going to leave this here for tonight. And for anyone who has been made to feel like shite by anl so called 'Alpha' male
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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:12

rainbow

He’s going to go all ‘mando on your arse for that flower!!!! That is not flattering at all!!! 🤣

Thunderbirds are melted go…

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:13

Is his hair on fire?

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dillite · 22/09/2021 22:15

It's the Kardashian effect. Where the grotesque and disfigured is celebrated. Then once it becomes celebrated, it is then emulated. Emulation isn't enough. The source material always has to be outdone. Outshone. Outlarged. Throw is social media. The constant comparison. The constant feedback from others. Jealousy. Low self-esteem. Lack of any desire to be who you are. Lack of any sort of desire to develop yourself as a human being. The constant peer pressure to be desirable. To be a sex doll. To be more fuckable than the others on Instagram. And this is what you get.

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2021 22:16

Oh my God I was terrified of the man on the left as a child and now I know why I was immediately triggered by Franky Shock

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ElizabethTudor · 22/09/2021 22:19

I’m watching one stop wedding shop @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:21

The Yolanda lady had a touch of the tayahs. All about meeeeeee.

Her other half looked like Oliver Chris.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:22

Sorry - that was for you your majesty x

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:23

Love curly barnets.

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OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 22/09/2021 22:24

Where is Tayah’s dad?

Hiding in shame I think.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:24

Wow. The scottish lassie’s frock?

Stunning.

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ElizabethTudor · 22/09/2021 22:24

And overly fond of ‘like’ like
Very self-obsessed

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:24

orangejuice 🤣

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ElizabethTudor · 22/09/2021 22:26

Yes - gorgeous dress (Scottish girl)
And wow, Chelsea looks amazing!

OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 22/09/2021 22:26

Wonder if Tayah will end up like Sarah from Aussie MAFS. She started off soft and romantic (albeit baby hungry), but ended up with Tel slapping a restraining order on her? 🤔

MrsCatE · 22/09/2021 22:26

Ooh. Still haven’t watched for ages and just come on here because you lot are far more entertaining but pray tell; have Luke’s balls descended? It would make so happy if scales fallen from his eyes (and more apt, ears) that she’s no prize.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:26

All of these brides are going to make me cry. 🥲

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ilkleymoorbartat · 22/09/2021 22:27

Frankie

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:28

She is just gorgeous elizabeth

I’m a blubbing mess. 😳

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MrsCatE · 22/09/2021 22:28

Nooo! Tell me what’s going on! Sending tissues for @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard and ear syringe kit for Luke.

WeAreTheHeroes · 22/09/2021 22:29

Yes! That hangdog look is Franky Grin

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 22/09/2021 22:30

One stop wedding shop mrscatE

Fabulous!

And aye - lukes’s baws are oot the bag. I can’t wait for tomorrow 😏

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