MAFS6- where the sliding into dms does not require lube and a fish slice

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

I’ve lost my nip.

Ooch!

That's so not a good look Morag. Do you think her brain knows what her mouth's doing?

Aussies!!

MAFSAUS ad just spelled Sheilas wrong…

The only reason that Luke is saying all the things that he is saying is to please Moooooooooooooo. He will say and do anything for her to like him. That's how low his self-esteem is.

I would say that his house is a bit like him. He has lost all confidence in himself, and by extension, his surroundings. It's hard to care about material stuff when you don't care about yourself.

Has he got a rag rolled feature wall?

To be fair Luke’s house looks pretty standard for a bloke who’s been on his own for a while and had other priorities. Don’t we all have a dumping stuff room (or cupboard if we don’t have space)? Probably not very Mumsnetty to admit it though.

@ilkleymoorbartat

It always makes me laugh when people who claim to be so "spiritual" are literally the least in touch with anything people ever.

I'm a Sports Therapist. For all that I'm not a Psychologist, I might as well be for the amount of times I've seen supposed 'Spiritual' people who are just masking their really nasty / insecure selves who actually need to address their issues.

@Sunbird24

MAFSAUS ad just spelled Sheilas wrong…

I saw that too...

Worth watching this ep just for the MAFSAUS ad

Safespacesafespacesafespace

Fucks sake. I’m getting as bad as mam. I thought I posted why I was late.

Crisis with cooker. Pans mullered. There have been tears. Not mine. Though I was close. Dementia fucking well sucks.

And do does that bastard mog.

Luke wants to put that fucking wobbling cock ring on her tongue.

Dan's house is nice on the inside. But that patio is a crime.

@Twitchynose

To be fair Luke’s house looks pretty standard for a bloke who’s been on his own for a while and had other priorities. Don’t we all have a dumping stuff room (or cupboard if we don’t have space)? Probably not very Mumsnetty to admit it though.

I totally do!

Rainbow - couldn't agree more. Those who proclaim they are spiritual are often incredibly self-centred.

Feargal needs to go and live on an island.

THank fuck for Mafs Aus.

I have salvation.

@ElizabethTudor

Feargal needs to go and live on an island.

He does!

Dan's backyard is letting him down!

Sorry to hear your woes @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Dementia is a bitch @sheldon. It is a cruel, cruel, cruel disease.

Love Luke’s mum

His mom can see the bigger picture at play here

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

THank fuck for Mafs Aus.

I have salvation.

Yes - AMEN to MAFSAUS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Luke’s mum is out-experting the ixperts

Why has Luke changed his mind about bairns?

They might be his decisions. But he is not doing it to please himself.

He is doing it to please her.

I don't think those decisions weren't Luke's. Those are Morag's decisions and he is so desperate for her to like him, that he's like a beaten dog- will perform any trick for attention and positive feedback.