MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

So embarrassing from a group of adult men… cringe.

As fucking if Franky has had sex with over 100 women.
And Bob over 80.
No way.

I smell shite

No way have 100 women slept with him

Morag as insightful as a lot of bread as usual.

What a load of bollocks

I don’t believe any of the boys.

Wanky only asked that question to declare that he's the biggest shagger of them all.

Also, who counts? Don't we all lose count after the third one?

Josh is a shagger for sure, and Ant. Bob, Luke and Fwanky were lying tho, absolutely.

I hate the way they all sit round one side of a table like they are on stage.

Its all staged. Badly

Oh shut up Morag! She's turning into a Catherine Tate character herself now

Even Luke with 40-50.

Just no
Why lie

@dillite

Wanky only asked that question to declare that he's the biggest shagger of them all.

Also, who counts? Don't we all lose count after the third one?

Well exactly!! Who would even know that off the top of their head, especially if it’s as high as they reckon it is 🤦🏼‍♀️

Morag voices go through me. Her cackle

Morag is very excitable

Notches on bedposts?

Princes.

Sexual partners??? What the fuuuuuck!
ALL of them are lying.
Masculine toxicity at it's highest.
Did Josh just come out looking a bit better than the rest there.

It's all gone a bit Love Island fucking cheap

Ouch, this is a harsh question 😬

I’d be dividing all those numbers by 10. What a crock of shite.

Fuckers. This is massive bullying of Megan

And they judge Megan for a kiss yet are fucking going on about all the women they’ve banged.

Excuse me?

You utter bunch of cunts.

That particular conversation is so getting back to the girls, just to cause drama somewhere down the line...

God the amount of airtime the whole Megan/Alexis thing is getting is so disproportionate and so fucking dull! 30 mins in and they've talked about other subjects for, what 3 minutes of that?!

That was very unpleasant from the men. No need for that, Megan isn’t some sort of fucking devil. Have they not heard Morag’s laugh? Did they miss crazy train Tayah and her ‘pregnant in a year’ declaration? And what about Amy and her rages? Talk about all picking an easy target.

Language Timothy