Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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What a waste of a pie, double beetroot

@Wolfcub

Why have they given the person who's hands don't work properly the hardest one to decorate requiring the steadiest hand. That seems particularly shitty to me

I am hoping she'll be allowed her assistant for this to help with placing the decorations.

TheDogs according to Jonty and Greggggg it's in somewhere called 'Holl-born', but most Londoners wouldn't pronounce it that way.

Who would eat beetroot in a pie. Waste.

Greg in school boy uniform 🤮

@Wolfcub

Why have they given the person who's hands don't work properly the hardest one to decorate requiring the steadiest hand. That seems particularly shitty to me

Yep it is

But they couldn't risk the amazing Joe or Kem fucking everything up

@Wolfcub

High Holborn

Well, cover me with pastry and crimp me surprised.

Greggs ridiculously stupid outfit

[quote TheDogsMother]@Blueberrycreampie Oh I remember the Birds Eye Chicken and Veg Pie. It had the most lovely pastry. [/quote]
Oh! I don't remember there being any veg? 🤔

Joe really is vile

Beetroot Wellington is not appealing.
The gf pork pie though. It’s nit even my favourite but I’d scoff that bad boy.
Gregg is the knobby kid at school who won’t do his tie up.

Someone needs to get joe a belt urgently

I'm not eating beetroot pie

Halsall 🤣. I think I've got it despite their pronunciation.

I love, love beetroot but it would be wasted in a pie for me.

Here's the current pie menu from the website...

That pork pie looks dry

I have actually had Beetroot Wellington before. It wasn't as fancy as that one. It was ok, but I wouldn't rave about it.

A decent gluten-free pastry shouldn't have Xantham gum tipped into it.

To be honest if I were to go out for a lovely meal it wouldn't be a 🥧.

If I'm eating a pie, it's going to be gluttonous.. Beetroot can get to fuck.

Where’s the jelly in that pork pie ?

@Blueberrycreampie

To be honest if I were to go out for a lovely meal it wouldn't be a 🥧.

Pie??

Our local butchers does pork pie with black pud and onion marmalade. Dh says it’s the bollox.

Blueberry. I may have overstated that, it had some peas in it 🤣. It was lovely though

Omg the prices on that menu