Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

Scallops with bacon is a popular first round dish on the regular show

'A quenelle of unsweetened cream' = a blob.

@Pebbledashery

Joes kitchen is an utter disgrace

As is his hair.

Isn't unsweetened cream just cream?

I want to draw some lines in her teeth

The duck is a bit of a disaster.

She might win it actually

squooshe

Oh look out !

Here’s the arse now

One down. One to go..

@squooshe

, it was *@halsall*! Not a patch on that dog who could say 'sssausages'.

The dog who says 'sausages' could replace Gregg. It would be over-qualified.

@littlbrowndog

Here’s the arse now

😂😂

That’s a plate of nope for me, hate cooked tomatoes

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How much help do you think they all had from that food technician?

Here's gobalmighty to interrupt them every two seconds with his witty banter

I think Kadeena has this in the bag

(hope I haven't jinxed her)

I don't believe he's done that himself. Sorry if I'm being mean.

A tomato tart is what I can buy from the sainsburys deli counter. Distinctly average.

@SwedishEdith

Isn't unsweetened cream just cream?

I thought that.

I only sweeten cream for a trifle. Although I do sometimes out Cointreau through it.

Ugh, and he’s got mushrooms in his main…

@squooshe

The guy who sometimes does Saturday Kitchen might be good. Can't think of his name right now

Matt Tebbutt. I quite fancy really like him

Face like a dried sultana

@IsolaPribby

How much help do you think they all had from that food technician?

Now that we know she's there, I think a lot of help has been given