Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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Love Kadeena. Gorgeous personality

If I saw cameraman 3 drop some cyanide in Gregg's soup I would simply look the other way.

Gregg doing his Ruprecht the monkey boy at the table as usual

Delighted for Kadeena she's brilliant

Those steaks are... Dense

Gregggggg can have that much smaller steak.

@MrJollyLivesNextDoor

Gregg doing his Ruprecht the monkey boy at the table as usual

He's only short of the cork on the fork

Wow I could eat that steak and chips. Apologies to any vegetarian/vegans here.

Love the dramatic music playing over some chips going in a fryer.

@TheDogsMother

Wow I could eat that steak and chips. Apologies to any vegetarian/vegans here.

Me too!

Those chips look immense. A bowl of them please.

Megan does her best 'surprised that chips cooked in boiling fat are hot' face

Love that film MrJolly

That's by far the easiest of the courses to cook.

Does look good though.

Can't remember last time I had a good steak...

That beef looks far too mooing for me

Gawd I want to deep fry a pickle. Is it a gherkin?

I always think steak is really overrated - never order it. But those chips do look good.

My ex was a fucking idiot and used to boil steak. Stupid idiot could burn an egg.

Come on, Swash, cock it up. Everybody else has played a blinder.

@Pebbledashery

My ex was a fucking idiot and used to boil steak. Stupid idiot could burn an egg.

How could you de-robe for someone who boiled a steak??

Hope they don't rise

Right Swash stop being a twat and get on with it.

May his souffles sink and his blood pressure rise

I bet Tom is thinking 'WTF' listening to the inanities spewing from Joe's face.