Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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@TheDogsMother

Fourq 🤣. Why does Joe speak like a child ? I really dislike him and his fakery

He's like Jack Wild

Goats cheese... Boak

Hahaha, yes, SwedishEdith, Jack Wild! Exactly!

Dion did well. They look so dainty.

Lovely Dion ( and his fingers)

I was going to watch Celebrity Chase earlier but the Squash was on it so I had to give it a miss

Dions probably sold one of these a house

Dion got no negative feedback so he'd better stay in.

If you are a proper chef, do you have to say 'that'?

That cheese... that pastry... that texture....that peppery pasty like flavour... that haggis...

He is Swedish. Or a Norman Wisdom tribute.

Well done Dion 😊

Hahaha... chef bloke just said that four times in one sentence to prove me right!

@Pebbledashery

Can you put poison in Greggs one..

There must be a novel there. TV food critic dies during tasting food on reality cooking programme. It turns out to be Cameraman 3 who's had a grudge for 10 years ever since Gregg ran off with his girlfriend and denied him the opportunity to audition as a John Torode's co-host despite having a Toby Carvery 'Chef of the Year' award.

Toby carvery 😂😂

That chef always reminds me of Angela Eagle

"Find its own gravity"

Kadeena so calm

That cracker looks a bit arrogant

That's beautiful Kadeena.

Gregg eats like a bloody commoner

@Sunbird24

I was going to watch Celebrity Chase earlier but the Squash was on it so I had to give it a miss

Oh Christ I can just imagine his witty banter with Bradley, it would be hilarious (not)

Them crackers 🙌🏽🙌🏽

That scallop dish looks lovely. I'd choose that from a menu.

@Pebbledashery

That cracker looks a bit arrogant

In its own special holder

Yeah holds his fork like a wee shovel