Jordon is getting on my hoohas. My type is blonde hair blue eyes - verification to Alexis that she really can’t be white enough for him anyway. 🤬. How cruel of the ixperts to do that when she has experienced difficulties in the past? Horrible.
That said, she’d be getting kicked into touch by me. Noisy noisy eater. Fook off with that.
She is doing all the trying for what?
His sneery face didn’t take long and nor did his petulance. Yes she swore and yes she was rude but he looked deeply angry. Murderingly angry.
I would much rather deal with someone who spat out out than the seething hate that seemed to ooze out of him.
His ex lass needs to thank her stars.
Josh and Amy? Quack out pout and the rolling the lips out with her tongue. Ew. At least he got his big release (at least twice).
Tayah and Adam? The narrator ‘first ever serious relationship’ ?? A couple of days it is!! There is lust there. Oft confused for love. Rest of their lives? Love yous? My man forever? Let’s make a baby? Boiler territory that is.
Am fuming about the horses. They ain’t a fucking diving platform mate.
I wonder if she’ll think you are the swollocks when you tell her you are mr pump and dump.
Fwanky and Marilyse? God he is competitive. ‘I won the breakfast’ even. I’m glad the fecker fell in. I’m sure his vows ‘compassion warmth and positivity’ were in evidence when he was beasting her.
Patience of a bastard saint she has.
He has a redeeming feature in not chatting shit about the bedroom. Good on him for that.
It is hard work though innit?