Morag’s eyebrows distress me. I think she’s faking it with Luke. I suspect she’s going to say next time that she doesn’t want to stay married to him (then what?! We still have more weeks to fill?)
Meghan is a grade A bitch. She has been awful to Bob, putting him down, telling him not to be embarrassing by being himself, telling everyone else just how embarrassing he is to her. Treats him like someone not worthy of her attention. What an awful woman.
Josh and Amy, not sure if their marriage is built on much more than a couple of decent shags.
Alexis, lovely girl, so nice to see her smile with Ant, I can get on board with that pairing - is that a possibility, I’m a MAFS virgin, can they recouple a la Love Island?
Jordon. His teeth and mouth are too small for his head. It makes him look very very peculiar indeed. Horrible man with a horrible personality. Gross. He and Meghan deserve each other.
I’ve already apologised for Nikita. I’ll continue to do so. There are no words for her. Absolute head case.