MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Will this do your maj?

@fabulouslyglamorousferret she has a lot of luxury designer gear on show! Chanel handbags etc.... I can dream

That’s it @TheHouseILiveIn I missed her name to start with

I like Alexis and Jordan on first impressions, although he seems a bit basic

I quite liked alexis was lovely seeing her interact with her mum.

I can’t get past Mel’s god-awful fringe.
🧒🏼

@AlphabetStew

This is getting like The X Factor with all the sob stories.

God yes. Sooo wearing. And, are they the best people to be doing this?

@MargotMoon

I like Alexis and Jordan on first impressions, although he seems a bit basic

I don't like the look of Jordan. And his type is 'leggy blonde' ffs. What's wrong with these ixperts?

@JaneJeffer

No more weirdos so he goes on MAFS.

God yes. Sooo wearing. And, are they the best people to be doing this?

Normal, mentally healthy people wouldn't come on this show 🙈

Tayah's mum is the first one that has seemed genuine

I can't see alexis and Jordan working

You want your mum to be happy for that over marrying a complete random? Sure, Jan.

@TheHouseILiveIn

Tayah's mum is the first one that has seemed genuine

She’s talking a lot of sense!!

I think tayah is in it for the fame. 25 is still young to find someone and settle down I could understand being in your late 30s and wanting dc and settle down.

What do they mean when they say "my mum's my best friend" that interaction was nothing like a best friend. Very measured sensible mumsy reaction

Yeah, but she’s also clearly thinking
“Holy shit, what will the neighbours / my friends at the WI / church / the Rotary Club think?”

Alexis is looking goooooood.

If your mum's opinion matters that much you simply don't do something like this, you just don't. Tit.

Surly she knows whether her mum is coming or not!!

Mum's wearing black?

Surely

I think Tayah obviously has fillers in her lips and face but she’s lied about her age surely?! She’s not in her twenties anymore.

What's with all the horrible modesty panels this year?

No fucking way is she 25.25 in dog years maybe. She doesn't look a day over 41.