MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Will this do your maj?

Knackers gathered!

Ca t wait for episode 2.

Omg Luke has been conditioned to say this to her.

Raggie reporting for discussion.

I’m curtsying so low to you @SheldonesqueTheBstard my knackers are touching the floor. 👍🏻😘

Luke says the right things.

I'm in the second episode and moaning morag has just said she's bored at her wedding 😳😳😳😳 she is already showing herself up.

But elizabeth tudor being but a mere serf, your knackered will be grazing the velvet of my cape. Twas spread out to cushion their danglingness. 👑

Knackers. Not knackered.
I’m knackered. And a knacker.

What??? I didn't know this was on. When? Where??

Reporting for bitching duties!

Moaning morag love it

Nikita is a totally upfront bitch. Morag is a sleekit backdoor bitch. If he's so "not what she ordered" why does she need him to make a move? His self confidence was low before and she's just ripped up and jumped on the last shreds. What a heartless cow.

Morag remind anyone of Jill from Nighty Night?

I liked that Morag apologised though - and admitted that she would have been really upset if someone had said that to her. I think the original are encouraging them to talk about what they want etc and she was trying to do that and then realised it was too harsh. I do think she is trying to give Luke a chance but there is an element of truth in what she says, there has to be some physical attraction for a marriage to work

Reporting for duty!

Morag at least apologised although I can't understand why she can't make a move

Nikita

Fergal Sharky doesn't want to leave NI- no compromising then!!

Big Big I think might be a bit of a sex pest!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Knackers. Not knackered. I’m knackered. And a knacker.

Hope you get some sleep at some point @SheldonesqueTheBstard And then review the episode when you get the chance to watch it. Looking forward to hearing what you think!

Oh god! I am about half way through tonight's episode. I think if Bob and Ant could swap wives they'd probably at least all be having a fun holiday if nothing else. Meg and Ant could have a nice quiet time around the pool and Nikita and Bob could get mortal and go dancing.

Nikita is awful in every way.

Hope some of the next lot are better matched.

Thanks for the thread Sheldon I didn't clock the title until now

Luke is so lovely. He reminds me of Jonesy from one of the Aus series.

Omg Luke and morag she just wants him to b a man take control and show her how much he fancies her lol

I don’t understand why the women don’t find Luke and Ant good looking? Neither are my ‘type’ but I can objectively tell they are both nice looking lads, 7+ easy. Whereas the two women slagging them off are at best a 4 (well Morag maybe a 5).

And Bob he's brilliant and Megan wil see that they're soo matched
Nakita omg I think she's soo misunderstood and there's a lot more to her at first I thought I'm not watching this couldn't stick her but the more I watch her there's more there

@BanditoShipman

I don’t understand why the women don’t find Luke and Ant good looking? Neither are my ‘type’ but I can objectively tell they are both nice looking lads, 7+ easy. Whereas the two women slagging them off are at best a 4 (well Morag maybe a 5).

Totally agree