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Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

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Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:23

Here we go chuffians...

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ilovesooty · 17/08/2021 21:12

She's done OK.

Pebbledashery · 17/08/2021 21:12

Bloody love calamari. Gimmmmeeee

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TheDogsMother · 17/08/2021 21:12

Pretty good effort Mel

fourquenelles · 17/08/2021 21:12

Mel is great! She eats it so knows what it should look/taste like

GrouchyKiwi · 17/08/2021 21:12

I don't think squid are as smart as octopuses. I think they're more evil, though.

Blueberrycreampie · 17/08/2021 21:12

Hers look better than Torode's!

Wolfcub · 17/08/2021 21:13

I don't know grouchy did you see the thing the other day about octopuses punching fish out of spite

littlbrowndog · 17/08/2021 21:13

No not as intelligent as octopus

Squid have never picked World Cup football winners

Halsall · 17/08/2021 21:13

Ex-'supermodel' Penny again Hmm

Sunbird24 · 17/08/2021 21:14

Is Gregggg going to do this every time??

Pebbledashery · 17/08/2021 21:14

Penny's chef hasn't taught her well

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fourquenelles · 17/08/2021 21:14

@Halsall

I love octopi and I hate the thought of eating them 😰
I wont eat octopi as a matter of principle as I refuse to eat anything cleverer than me.
Madcats · 17/08/2021 21:14

I don't understand how the contestants wouldn't be able to guess the 4 bowls of flavour by sight alone.

TheDogsMother · 17/08/2021 21:14

Just to correct the narrator AGAIN. Model, not supermodel.

Her private chef will probably know these things though.

ilovesooty · 17/08/2021 21:14

Oh dear Penny.

GrouchyKiwi · 17/08/2021 21:14

Penny didn't practise this round with her chef.

GrandTheftWalrus · 17/08/2021 21:15

Melanie needs to wash her hair.

And her calamari looked a lot better than John's.

GrouchyKiwi · 17/08/2021 21:15

@Wolfcub

I don't know grouchy did you see the thing the other day about octopuses punching fish out of spite
That just feels sensible, tbf. Some fish are real arseholes.
Pebbledashery · 17/08/2021 21:15

Penny's chef is getting the sack

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TheDogsMother · 17/08/2021 21:15

Grouchy 🤣

GrandTheftWalrus · 17/08/2021 21:15

@Madcats

I don't understand how the contestants wouldn't be able to guess the 4 bowls of flavour by sight alone.
Tbh other than wasabi I wouldn't know them either.
Sunbird24 · 17/08/2021 21:15

Love the idea of Penny making fish fingers for Rod 😂

Pebbledashery · 17/08/2021 21:16

Penny's tartare😳

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/08/2021 21:16

I love the fact that Rod Stewart is probably richer than god and Penny has chicken and goats.

Pebbledashery · 17/08/2021 21:16

@Sunbird24

Love the idea of Penny making fish fingers for Rod 😂
He looks like a birdseye kinda guy 😂
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