Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I hope this series brings lots of Jay Rayner for you to lust after.

It would make this old girl very happy

It would be really wonderful if just once one of these “celebs” would try and learn a bit about cooking before they come on

They’re always just dumbfounded about really simple stuff. “Bread? What is this, I’ve never heard of it before!”

Drink!!

You could get that lamb back in a field with minor first aid

That lamb is still baaing

@Amdone123

Evening all. I don't normally watch sleb shows. Love Normal Masterchef, but this thread looks like fun. More entertaining than the actual programme so hi......

I agree!

Raw lamb

"I peeled a prawn and wasn't sick"

I'm sure that's how all the top chefs start their careers.

How long before some Choomeric ?

Yay for the uncooked lamb. How we've missed you.

Hi amdone welcome

First raw lamb of the series

I'm all in for Bez.

Love a bloody mint sauce

It wouldn't be masterchef without a bit of raw lamb tbh

Bloody raw lamb again

Duncan is rivalling Rylan for facial hair dye

Bez is putting me in mind of a school dinnerlady. That one who always bunks off for a fag by the bins and has a voice like Phyllis from Coronation Street.

I cannot stand aubergine

Car crash on a plate Su

I once saw Su Pollard at Great Portland Street station. It was a bit of a shock.

I'm also here for Jay Rayner. He makes me very happy, have you seen that he has a new book out next month Fourq?

A celebrity critics Masterchef would be good fun to watch. Jay v Grace v Tom PB v Shitwell. And we could be the judging panel.

@EsmaCannonball

Bez is putting me in mind of a school dinnerlady. That one who always bunks off for a fag by the bins and has a voice like Phyllis from Coronation Street.

Would slip you an extra chicken nugget if s/he liked you. Would belt you with the ladle if s/he didn't.

I've just laughed so hard at Su's plate. Jeez.

Sue needs not to sing

@Pebbledashery

I cannot stand aubergine

Me either it's weird