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Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

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Pebbledashery · 06/08/2021 14:19

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

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TheDogsMother · 09/08/2021 21:11

Ooh frying aubergine. Won't that just suck up all the oil ?

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:11

Auberjean🤣

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jay55 · 09/08/2021 21:11

@Ellenanora7 I did think Duncan must have been on before, he's done every celeb show going.
And yay for a nice dress.

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2021 21:11

Yay welcome back squooshe 😁

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:11

Bez the forager!!!!

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littlbrowndog · 09/08/2021 21:11

Foraging alert

TheDogsMother · 09/08/2021 21:11

Woop woop. Foraging !

jay55 · 09/08/2021 21:11

Drink!!!

Sunbird24 · 09/08/2021 21:12

Bez might be a forager…

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2021 21:12

Duncan was 1/4 of the band Blue and now he is 2/3 of the band Blue. (He said himself he'd put on weight.)

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:12

hides the wood ants

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Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2021 21:12

Yep jay I was convinced Rita was on before

Halsall · 09/08/2021 21:12

You have been sorely missed squooshe

Wolfcub · 09/08/2021 21:12

Wtf is she doing to that poor chicken

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:12

Flabby poussin 😳

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ilovesooty · 09/08/2021 21:12

Crumble collapso

squooshe · 09/08/2021 21:13

@fourquenelles

Welcome back squooshe you have been missed!

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGG - ah that's better

Thank you, pal!

I hope this series brings lots of Jay Rayner for you to lust after.

jay55 · 09/08/2021 21:13

The aubergine is indeed an oil slick, well called.

Blueberrycreampie · 09/08/2021 21:13

@Pebbledashery

Flabby poussin 😳
Or Pooh San as John would have it!
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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:14

Why would anyone put parmasan in with prawns

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Wolfcub · 09/08/2021 21:14

Oh fuck the fuck off Gregg

Amdone123 · 09/08/2021 21:14

Evening all.
I don't normally watch sleb shows. Love Normal Masterchef, but this thread looks like fun.
More entertaining than the actual programme so hi......

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2021 21:14

Rita might do ok I think, she came across very well in the Jungle

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:14

Gregg is looking distinctly more egged shaped than normal

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squooshe · 09/08/2021 21:14

Hello, @Halsall and @Ellenanora7! We will forever be bonded in our hatred of Greggggg the knob 'ead.