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Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

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Pebbledashery · 06/08/2021 14:19

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:03

I always think Su Pollard is Claudia Winklemans mum 🤣

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EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2021 21:03

Su, Bez, Patrick, Johannes, Will - I have so many pre-season favourites. My dream is for Su Pollard to be surprisingly competent and to take on the mass catering challenge like a cross between Monica Galetti and an army catering corps sergeant.

jay55 · 09/08/2021 21:03

@Pebbledashery

What the hell has Duncan done to his face
I was thinking the same about Rita.
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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:03

Bubble twins

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Halsall · 09/08/2021 21:04

'Under that cloche is the blackened smouldering remains of your career'

IsolaPribby · 09/08/2021 21:04

I recognise Su Pollard. That's it.

Blueberrycreampie · 09/08/2021 21:04

Auber Jean😂

squooshe · 09/08/2021 21:04

I've missed the Masterchef threads!

Why does Duncan James look like he's wearing a Duncan James mask?

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2021 21:04

Why has John got curtains for hair

Shirleyphallus · 09/08/2021 21:04

Duncan James has been at the hair dye

He looks like a Machiavellian villain

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:04

Where's Katie Price then

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SophieHMS · 09/08/2021 21:04

Um I recognise one of this lot. One.

RomainingCalm · 09/08/2021 21:04

When Sue Pollard is the only one I recognise I suspect I'm showing my age,

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2021 21:05

Rita’s face eek

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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:05

Duncan looks like a baddie from thunderbirds

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TheDogsMother · 09/08/2021 21:05

@Blueberrycreampie 🤣🤣

jay55 · 09/08/2021 21:05

Duncan is morphing into Rylan with that beard.

Shirleyphallus · 09/08/2021 21:05

@fourquenelles

Shut it Shirley (hope all is well with little quenelle)

What ho ellen a wedding how lovely!

I don't watch soaps so am I going to be lost with the celebs?

Cheers four, she’s a delight Smile
EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2021 21:05

Please, if there is a god, team up Su and Bez. I want to see them make a vegetable pasta bake for a team of car component workers.

SophieHMS · 09/08/2021 21:05

That's some filler she's got there

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2021 21:06

Like a flat pancake tbh

fourquenelles · 09/08/2021 21:06

I like this challenge. It's a bit different.

Why has Duncan a chandelier hanging from his ear?

ilovesooty · 09/08/2021 21:06

Looks as though Rita has had lip fillers.

Blueberrycreampie · 09/08/2021 21:06

@littlbrowndog

Why has John got curtains for hair
Greasy curtains lol!
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Pebbledashery · 09/08/2021 21:06

Rita's face looks like it's going to explode

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