Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I always think Su Pollard is Claudia Winklemans mum 🤣

Su, Bez, Patrick, Johannes, Will - I have so many pre-season favourites. My dream is for Su Pollard to be surprisingly competent and to take on the mass catering challenge like a cross between Monica Galetti and an army catering corps sergeant.

@Pebbledashery

What the hell has Duncan done to his face

I was thinking the same about Rita.

Bubble twins

'Under that cloche is the blackened smouldering remains of your career'

I recognise Su Pollard. That's it.

Auber Jean😂

I've missed the Masterchef threads!

Why does Duncan James look like he's wearing a Duncan James mask?

Why has John got curtains for hair

Duncan James has been at the hair dye

He looks like a Machiavellian villain

Where's Katie Price then

Um I recognise one of this lot. One.

When Sue Pollard is the only one I recognise I suspect I'm showing my age,

Rita’s face eek

Duncan looks like a baddie from thunderbirds

@Blueberrycreampie 🤣🤣

Duncan is morphing into Rylan with that beard.

@fourquenelles

Shut it Shirley (hope all is well with little quenelle)

What ho ellen a wedding how lovely!

I don't watch soaps so am I going to be lost with the celebs?

Cheers four, she’s a delight

Please, if there is a god, team up Su and Bez. I want to see them make a vegetable pasta bake for a team of car component workers.

That's some filler she's got there

Like a flat pancake tbh

I like this challenge. It's a bit different.

Why has Duncan a chandelier hanging from his ear?

Looks as though Rita has had lip fillers.

@littlbrowndog

Why has John got curtains for hair

Greasy curtains lol!

Rita's face looks like it's going to explode