Emmerdale or Bummerdale as nothing good ever happens anymore No Spoilers

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Will Mean the murderer ever stop smirking or learn to act

Are Jimmy and Mandy going to get together and leave Nicola heartbroken

Will Aaron and Ben ever look like a convincing couple

Will anyone ever be happy in the Dales again

@user911

How is what's her name still able to work as a nurse ffs ? I pay £120 a year for the privilege of registration and have to revalidate every 3 years ? I thought she admitted to having been struck off or whatever ?

I saw a thread on here last night saying that anyone can call themselves a nurse which is very scary!

@JaneJeffer that is true
But not a registered qualified nurse

She's a drop anyway , my vote is add her to the Meena party

Oh please no, not another soap storyline about an ex wife having a child whom the father never knew existed, mother gives up the child for adoption then the now grown up child contacts the mother, who then tells her ex husband he suddenly has a daughter!
This story has been used in just about every soap now.

It never ceases to amaze me hos characters can leave for a new life almost overnight. But in Emmerdale nobody seems to own a house and we have improbable lots of people sharing. I do know any people of my age who still house share. Where do Charles and Ethan actually live?

@user911

How is what's her name still able to work as a nurse ffs ? I pay £120 a year for the privilege of registration and have to revalidate every 3 years ? I thought she admitted to having been struck off or whatever ?

And why is Vic treating her as a confidante? Even if you disregard that Wendy’s faking her nursing qualifications, isn’t she the woman who tried to contact Vic into handing over her son’s £50k inheritance?

Where do Charles and Ethan actually live?
They live upstairs in the Mill which we've never seen!

So from how Billy's acting I presume he knows where Malone is buried but I don't remember how he knows?

Oh come on!! Diane acting like a child caught with her hand in the cookie jar! Ridiculous. Far cry from Diane in classic emmerdale. Why do soap writers hate women of a certain age?

@JaneJeffer

So from how Billy's acting I presume he knows where Malone is buried but I don't remember how he knows?

He does know, I think dawn told him.

I know she told him she killed him but not about the reburial.

Anyway why is Will saying he killed him?

Oh Will, still protecting Dawn by saying he killed Malone.

Will told Billy where Malone was buried when Ellis and Priya were first planning the base camp and Billy helped persuade them to look elsewhere.

Thanks Princess I must have missed that.

Ridiculous that Diane is all set to move to Portugal without even telling Eric cue his blustering colonel act . Where is she getting the money from if she hasn't sold her half of the B&B?

I've always found Rishi pathetic and OTT so now he has a genuine excuse to be needy (didn't see that one coming, did we?)

It was spoon-face that killed Malone wasn't it?

I think she thought she had, but then he did one of those sudden leaps to life that always happen with violent deaths in soap… then Dawn shot him to protect Spoony.

Oh right! Thanks WSW. I'd forgotten that. Of course Malone came back to life. He might still again. Either way, he ain't staying buried.

What are they going to do with Rishi after Manpreet? Can Diane fall for him and they bog off to Portugal together? Oh wait! No. Rishi can whisky Wendy away on a never-ending world tour. Wendy would like all that love muffin tattoo tribute romantic dinner every night stuff.

Would have been much better if Spoon Face had of killed Malone. Dawn has had such a shitty life and doesn't deserve to go down for murder.

Let’s hope manpreet moves in and notices meena drugging David.

David seems to have joined Aaron in can't be bothered acting anymore.

It makes absolutely no sense that David’s been so unwell he’s had to be kept at home away from society but suddenly is able to go on a survival camp!

What a miraculous recovery!

If Meena was so close why didn’t she say David what are you talking about ??

Why have they made Kim so stupid?
She used to be an evil mastermind.

Why aren’t Marlon and paddy already at the camp like everyone else?