Emmerdale or Bummerdale as nothing good ever happens anymore No Spoilers

[Ellenanora7]

Will Mean the murderer ever stop smirking or learn to act

Are Jimmy and Mandy going to get together and leave Nicola heartbroken

Will Aaron and Ben ever look like a convincing couple

Will anyone ever be happy in the Dales again

I thought that @JaneJeffer could only spot Wendy (of course she'd be there), then Dan who we haven't seen for ages, Amelia, Leanna, Belle, Ethan (obviously) and was that Ethan's one night stand sat next to him? If so, he did well having a couple of episodes then an invite to the NTAs.

Why did none of the big names show? Very strange.

I'm watching Marlon on classic and thinking about Jacob saying he's his real father

Jesus - calm down it's a joke.

The dolly is getting daft now.

That was a really weird scene where the camera panned to Victoria. It was almost as if she’d forgotten her lines!

Russ looks like too much craic to be a nutter. I can't take it seriously at all.

😂

Oh this is hilarious! Well done Vic

I love Bob being in charge of the Swat team

It’s so ridiculous. Bob, dreary Dan and Jaycub would have been let nowhere near the place.

How come Marlon's half of the business is in trouble but Chas doesn't have a care in the world?

Aaahhhh Tracey singing to Frankie 😍

Don't worry Jacob, Hotten General is the Lourdes of Yorkshire.

Of course David will survive. He needs to survive so that when Meena gets back she can have a go at killing him! 🤣

The siege story was utter pish. However, it was mercifully short - not dragged out endlessly like stories normally are. There was Victoria, aged 27 wearing one of my granny's jumpers again. Where on earth do they get the clothes for that girl? I hope this isn't the cue for Meena to make a reverse mercy dash to David's bedside as I've been enjoying her absence.

Marlon is such an idiot. I presumed there was nothing in his personal account as he had to cadge off Bob to pay for April's shitty party, so how he can be paying for some of the grill for his next ill-fated venture out of it?

How brilliant is this from scrapyard boyfriends?

😂 that’s brilliant!

Is Russ dead?

You could use the money to get Robert to appeal Wendy. Then everyone will love you.

I am confused ( not difficult !!)
If the money has been left to Harry via a will...doesn't that usually mean it is tied up till he is 18 ?

How can Victoria ..
a) consider giving it to Russ as a " property investment" ..?

b) now give it back ?

It is not her money .

It's all nonsense. Wendy was able to return to nursing by using her married name. How does that work?

Ha ha ! I thought that is what she said ..but thought that is not possible surely ?

I was going to re wind ...but just could not bear to listen to her whining for a 2nd (hundredth,..thousand,millionth )
time 😁

I am getting double whammy of Wendy at the moment ..as she is going through angst in classic casualty !

Oh no bizzey