MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

The men look/seem fairly normal. The women...not so much. Is Nikita the Geordie? I missed the first 5 minutes

Oh no. Read the room Nikit 🙄

Aw Jane you beat me to it

Well I wasn't wrong then icelolly

The gay guys seem to have a big age gap. I might be wrong

Morag in tears. I'm nearly in tears myself listening to Nikita bore on at 90 miles an hour. Just... Shut... UP!!!

Nikita is driving me mad.

Anyone from the North East- I sympathise with your absolute embarrassment.

Trying to guess which poor sod is getting Nikita

@putthetubeinthebin

Trying to guess which poor sod is getting Nikita

The guy with the mega hairy chest in the salmon pink shirt is my guess

Big Bob and Nikita. No one will want to sit next to them at the dinner party.

Good shout

Only a scold’s bridle would work littlered

That and ket (other strong tranquillisers are available probably and I don’t know what they are because I’m a square and over 50 and scared and it might not even be a tranquilliser 🤷‍♀️ )

Oh Nikita, please draw a breath…
Older bloke, who’s ex military is coming across as a bit of knob so far.

@Twitchynose

Oh Nikita, please draw a breath… Older bloke, who’s ex military is coming across as a bit of knob so far.

Yeah I guarantee when he said "as long as she's not massive" he meant not over a size 12

Please Christ Morag gets a good egg.

The lass in the stripey thing is striking.

I love the experts purely because their advice is always really shit.

Aww Moo Hate it when they put really vulnerable people on here though. Must need a tough skin to cope with something like this.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

The lass in the stripey thing is striking.

I think she looks like Lisa Stansfield. She has amazing posture. I wonder if she's a dancer.

Nikita is a shocker

Yes stripey lady looks great and came across well.

Sex therapist Charlene.

Would it be nasty to say that she’s going to learn a thing or two from one or two of them?

He's going to get paired with Nikita isn't he?