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[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

Omfg!! So the ixperts haven't matched a massively important criteria like wanting kids?!!

Because cock size and henchiness was far more important…

That's absolute insanity that they'd match people who aren't matched on kids. I wonder if she said something like "not yet" during the screening

Part of me thinks she does want kids but just said that to him as she doesn't like him

Luke is lovely and this is going to completely trash his remaining self confidence :( this is as bad as Love Island

The ixperts didn’t even try with those two.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Anyone think she's said no kids to use as an excuse to run ... cos I betcha she would of if her "order " was sitting there !

Yes I think this is the case

@TheLittleRedToothbrush @ReginaaPhalange you might be right there you know

At least we've got the tortoise again.

Give no shites now about Mog.

In my humble opinion she is ruder than Nikita.

We need to get on the E4 MAFSUK Insta page and register our absolute outrage on behalf of Ant and Luke!

🐢🛼

Oooh maybe Howard and Fergal (can’t remember ther names) might be first to consummate their marriage.

Can’t believe the experts aka numpties didn’t match something as fundamental as wanting kids for Luke and Morag!

[quote putthetubeinthebin]**@TheLittleRedToothbrush* @ReginaaPhalange* you might be right there you know [/quote]
Oh, that would so low.

Aww, skateboarding dog now! 😍

Omg the squirrel!!! Loving these animal adverts!

@Misty9

Luke is lovely and this is going to completely trash his remaining self confidence :( this is as bad as Love Island

Poor sod, he seems nice 😕

@ElizabethTudor wouldn't put it past her.

Omg - changing rooms is back?!?

I wouldn’t know how elizabeth

My technology skills belong with the Plantagenets.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Omfg!! So the ixperts haven't matched a massively important criteria like wanting kids?!!

Because cock size and henchiness was far more important…

TBF they didn’t match that either…

sunbird 🤣

I am sensing Matt doesn't fancy Daniel.