MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

Nowt so weird as folk. This programme definitely proves that!

Moo's mum looks like Debbie off towie

@putthetubeinthebin

Moo's mum looks like Debbie off towie

Delurking to say 'YES!'

@Chicchicchicchiclana

These links with the 3 so-called experts who matched them. So dull! Wby can't we see why they discounted some of the others? At the moment they are just repeating cliche after cliche and being all self congratulatory when I think any of us on this thread and our Mums could have done a better job!

I don't think Daniel would be many people's cup of tea judging by the cliff top antics. Surely to God they could have weeded out a closer match for either out of them from all the applicants?

Most badly scripted thing I’ve heard since Faye’s apology on Love Island! Howard didn’t’t look impressed when he saw Fergal, was he not what he ordered by any chance?

Oh a terrible match, Morag and Luke. No way.

Not sure yet about Daniel and Matt.

I'm loving the wee rollerblading tortoise hehe!

After last nights One Night Stand show I'm going to make sure I switch off before "kinkie dates" tonight

Me too.

My fave ad at the moment. 🛼 🐢 🥰

What's this Amanda Holden shite?

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Mog is mad lizzie. The Mafsaus one.

I thought you meant the aerobics woman on GMTV… never mind me, just showing my age here. Mind you I did get asked if I had a history of dementia this afternoon (screening question apparently for a minor procedure I’m having).

@JaneJeffer I laughed when the Nan said "someone on Twitter says they hate you" 🤣🤣

'He's not what I ordered' .. Moo 2021

Id were being that shallow love, he's a 7.5 and you're a 7!

why do I watch this? it turns me into a nasty twat

@JaneJeffer

What's this Amanda Holden shite?

I'm so confused by it.... I mean... it's not her actual nan right? Is it Keith lemon?

ReginaaPhalange

I'm loving the wee rollerblading tortoise hehe!
Best thing on TV, that advert.

Awww matts vows 🥺🥺

@putthetubeinthebin it’s definitely someone in weird makeup, not her actual nan.

@JaneJeffer

What's this Amanda Holden shite?

I can’t abide AH. And I am assuming that is not her Granny. So I will not be watching that shite.

Howard looks as though he was given one of East 17.

I remember mad lizzie mark 1 too twitchy

I can't work out whether Morag has had very bad microblading done, or if she spray paints her eyebrows on with the aid of a stencil.

(Not watching since I'm an old lady and have to be tucked up in bed with my kindle by 9.30 on a school night. Just basing my comments on the vile Nikita episode I watched earlier)

Slowmo kiss. It must be love.

Oh I think Daniel and Matthew might be okay

I think they’re kind of cute!

He has a lovely smile I agree.

Mandy grinds my gears as much as the willobooby.

That programme looked proper bo

Aww! 🥰