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MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/07/2021 10:18

Praise be.

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ShitShop · 30/08/2021 22:14

Yes, Ning the merciless

stripedbananas · 30/08/2021 22:14

She's beyond vile and I think he knows it already

TheRabbitStoleMyHat · 30/08/2021 22:14

Nikita is awful. Shallow, attention seeking.

ReginaaPhalange · 30/08/2021 22:15

Horrible person!

JaneJeffer · 30/08/2021 22:15

His family don't look very happy. Yikes.

TheHouseILiveIn · 30/08/2021 22:15

@ShitShop

Apart from the tan he’s pretty much everything she asked for. What a twat.
He's mixed race isn't he, so how much of a tan does she need?!
putthetubeinthebin · 30/08/2021 22:15

He must be getting awful vibes off her. Poor lad

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2021 22:15

His poor dad 🥺

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Mistressofnone · 30/08/2021 22:16

What was she expecting! I'm confused. He's handsome. She's a bit bo selecta.

Misty9 · 30/08/2021 22:17

He looked so disappointed :(

putthetubeinthebin · 30/08/2021 22:17

Im a bit worried about Nikita's sister. Poor girl looks traumatised. I feel like maybe she sleeps under the stairs so Nikita can use the third bedroom as a wardrobe

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 30/08/2021 22:17

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2021 22:17

I cannot shag him tonight like?

Aye.

Set the tone lass.

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JaneJeffer · 30/08/2021 22:17

Why would the 'experts' do that to him? Sad

ReginaaPhalange · 30/08/2021 22:17

Aww ant you poor thing

Italiangreyhound · 30/08/2021 22:18

Oh poor Ant, Nikita is looking a bit grumpy. She is so coarse too, writing vows on the toilet! I hope it works out!

ShitShop · 30/08/2021 22:18

Bloody Nikita banging on about she wouldn’t kiss someone with thin lips etc but she has the most grotesque lips ever! Like two strips of liver.

“I cannae shag him tonight like” Grin I’m sure he’s gutted!

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justasmalltownmum · 30/08/2021 22:18

They need to redo Ants match. Poor guy

PeonyTime · 30/08/2021 22:18

@Misty9

Settling in here. They haven't made a big deal of choosing dresses and all the before stuff this time?
Do you think Covid scuppered the shopping trips? The weddings look pretty small too.

Nikita's Dad is very typical of round here (yes, I'm county durham). Sometimes you need to get under the surface to find a lovely bloke - they are just very good at the tough exterior (thinking of a bloke in particular who worked for me who was all black leathers and studs, who ended up talking me through how to wean DS1)

TheHouseILiveIn · 30/08/2021 22:18

@Mistressofnone

What was she expecting! I'm confused. He's handsome. She's a bit bo selecta.
I see it Grin
ShitShop · 30/08/2021 22:18

@putthetubeinthebin

Im a bit worried about Nikita's sister. Poor girl looks traumatised. I feel like maybe she sleeps under the stairs so Nikita can use the third bedroom as a wardrobe
Grin
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2021 22:18

tube

Aye Grin

And I bet you she has to give priority to the cat pram too…

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JaneJeffer · 30/08/2021 22:19

If I was him I'd put her back in the pumpkin and tell the horses to giddy up.

TheHouseILiveIn · 30/08/2021 22:19

@Misty9

He looked so disappointed :(
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