Love Island 5: Carpe Diem

[Zampa]

New thread for inevitable disappointment when they leave the recoupling for Sunday.

Teddy really should have told Faye about that blob of highlighter on her chin

Oops sorry just realised we have another page!

I like Faye and Teddy. I think he’s good for her and they seem to have genuine chemistry.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4301922-Love-Island-2021-thread-6-If-Pob-and-Voldemort-had-a-baby?watched=1

Thank you 😊

@Cloudsarebright

Where has Chloe gone?

I'm guessing she's a smoker, spending a lot of time outside of the group in the smoking area.

Wtf

What was said that made all the girls scream there?

Did Liberty and Jake go the 'whole way' is that what the screaming was about? Missed the code thing

@ItsAHardKn0ckLife1

Had a little chuckle at “vice Versace”

This could be the next 'snapped and farted'.

Ooops....should fill this one up first...

Why not just use the tried and tested base system so we know what you're on about

Who was the one on the orange shorts - a bloke who can actually dance!

Can we assume someone said (and it was edited out):

"But hald on, evry time we get a partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sumfin bad appens aftawoods"

@Nuggetnugget

Did Liberty and Jake go the 'whole way' is that what the screaming was about? Missed the code thing

I think she has given him a blow job

@SunSeaSurfGin

Why not just use the tried and tested base system so we know what you're on about

Could do, but I'd need a refresher

How exciting, a party in a place youve been in for days, with the same people youve been with for days, wahoooo!

Nobody dressed like that in the 70's

Sorry, I can't even remember (it seems like it was that long ago) what IS kaz pissed about with the boy-man?

@Jellykat

How exciting, a party in a place youve been in for days, with the same people youve been with for days, wahoooo!

It's like my Saturday nights during lockdown

TitsInAbsentia
1st - kissing
2nd - above waist touching
3rd- below waist touching
4th/ home run- sex

Abso bloody lutely HadEnough, and did you run down the stairs screaming in anticipation for the event too?

They think this thread is over…

…it is now.