Tennis: Wimbledon Week 1

[JaneJeffer]

I assumed 'belter' is instead of what he really wants to say, 'bollocks!'

Maybe it's his own take on "Walloper"?

Gerry Cinnamon, who is from Glasgow, has a song called 'Belter', maybe Murray fancies a sing song?

Belter is a much beloved word of Danny Dyer

Too late- Rublev has won. Excellent match.

Jane it is .

Well done Andrey.

I don't want to jinx him Jane but he did look very good.
(He'll be scheduled on centre next, and trip up).

Poor Harris being lumbered with Lloyd George for a name.

I just hope he doesn't get to the final and lose again Raahh.

Jane

Oh everyone's least favourite umpire.

Is the roof going on?

Yes Tim how awful of them to get sick at an inconvenient time

What's going on here? I have sound off as DH is reading to DD.

Lines person unwell Grouchy

Thanks Jane.

Not looking good Andy.

Golly, looking at the stats, Andy should have won that. Otte is taking his chances well.

Beans on toast for tea - perfect Wimbledon meal! (Toast cut into squares for shovelling into mouth one handed!)

Otte is quite grumpy and seems full of nervous energy - he’s a bit jiggly

That’s the thing with the roof - you’ve got to play until 11pm - poor Andy looks shattered!

Andy’s not happy with Gerry Armstrong - surely this would be the best time to put the roof on - Andy can go to the toilet

Is there a woman wearing a big furry hat or am I seeing things?

Andy looks so tired.

Kim has such lovely hair. I wonder how she keeps baby hands out of it.

Oh no Andy! Another fall. It's ruining the competition.

Someone needs to fix that bloody slippery spot!

@JaneJeffer

Someone needs to fix that bloody slippery spot!

I'm surprised not more was dine/said last night after Serena and that other guy went out as a result