Tennis: at the end of the clay...RG final week

[JaneJeffer]

hello

Sexy

Oh dear.

well, it is going pretty much as I suspected. But I had hoped Sascha might find something.

Afternoon all!
Just catching up on all your chatter.

Ah, Pans People!
Where did it all go wrong?
Oh yes, Legs & Co

Raahh why limit the positive covid tests to just Djok's entourage........

kazza It would be very funny if they announced Djok was positive- especially as he suposedly had it last year.

Stef can do no wrong today.

Afternoon all.

Not at all fond of Sascha but would be good to see him make a game of this.

I mean, it would give him something to scream about (to paraphrase my mother).

Meanwhile, Swiatek has at least made it to the doubles final- with Bethanie M-S.

Which is nice.

Not forgetting raahh that Djok is also full of bullshit pureness that will repel covid and he's hugged a tree

kazza oh yes, we should all be hugging trees. Or 5G masts, I forget which.

Does he still have his guru?

I always imagine someone who looks like Rasputin. I bet he doesn't, and I'd be disappointed.

Change the locks, Fabrice.

Imagine how much Jim talks after a few glasses of wine.

Jane I don't think I want to think about it. I bet he's a really boring drunk. He's dull enough sober.

Fabrice can always stick the cheese in his ears. Like 'Allo 'Allo.

He would ask a million questions about the cheese and want to know the whole manufacturing process involved.

Jane it would be a long night.

I wonder what he talks about with his wife?

She probably looks forward to RG more than anyone else on the planet.

Jane I bet she does

The silence .

Of course, next week, we probably have the lovely AC to look forward to at Queen's.

Won't that be nice?

Can't wait

I can

AC's daughters will be cheering on Sexypants today.

Oh dear. Don't dwell on it Sascha.

And they turned the sound down- bit too late .