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Eurovision 2021

979 replies

JaquelineBeanstalk · 18/05/2021 19:35

OK, I know I'm probably talking to a niche market, but any other euroviz fans out there? Scorecards ready for the first semi-final? got your tree up? bets placed? predictions?

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JaquelineBeanstalk · 20/05/2021 20:53

Albania-sparkly pole dancer outfit, check. Wind machine, check. Big shoes, check. Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight......not sure that’s what was intended.

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OublietteBravo · 20/05/2021 20:54

I’m starting to think Albania should’ve brought the 4 backing dancers

RaraRachael · 20/05/2021 20:54

Bit of a kind of Turkish Kiss Kiss vibe in the background music. Wind machine and bawling woman singer...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Raahh · 20/05/2021 20:54

It's like one of those parties, when you realise you've come in the same dress as half a dozen other people.

There's certainly a theme this year.

mathanxiety · 20/05/2021 20:54

Is it possible the British giant trumpets are an homage to past Moldovan entries?

JaneJeffer · 20/05/2021 20:54

Too many samey fringey outfits this year.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 20/05/2021 20:54

Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight

Grin Grin Grin

NatMoz · 20/05/2021 20:55

@Raahh

It's like one of those parties, when you realise you've come in the same dress as half a dozen other people.

There's certainly a theme this year.

Yeah Moldova had that dress only earlier
LookItsMeAgain · 20/05/2021 20:55

Portugal up next...wondering can they get into another final with The Black Mamba??

the80sweregreat · 20/05/2021 20:56

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight

Grin Grin Grin

😂 It's Johnny Depp.
RaraRachael · 20/05/2021 20:56

JaneJeffer definitely more interesting than tonight's Emmerdal episodes

OublietteBravo · 20/05/2021 20:56

Portugal singing in English Shock

ChannelLightVessel · 20/05/2021 20:56

Do they not have colour telly yet?

CliffsofMohair · 20/05/2021 20:56

@JaneJeffer

Can't beat the ride *@LookItsMeAgain*
Polish Ireland is laughing it’s head off.
RedToothBrush · 20/05/2021 20:56

This is a bit 'Georgia on my mind'

ChelseaChop · 20/05/2021 20:56

Iceland to win!! (only cause we don’t stand a chance after Brexit)

JaneJeffer · 20/05/2021 20:57

@RaraRachael Grin that good eh?

JaquelineBeanstalk · 20/05/2021 20:57

Portugal- mick hucknall voice in black and white spats, and a song with a story

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 20/05/2021 20:57

He sounds like Tina Turner after a couple of strong Ovaltine nightcaps.

Raahh · 20/05/2021 20:57

Math that was one of my favourites ever- I still hum it in the shower Grin.

ChelseaChop · 20/05/2021 20:57

Portugal pretty good

MotherOfGodWeeFella · 20/05/2021 20:58

This guy looks like Kid Creole and sounds like Eros Ramazotti

SpindleWhorl · 20/05/2021 20:58

'sold my body on a cold dirty floor'.

Well that's lovely.

the80sweregreat · 20/05/2021 20:58

What's with the alien abduction lights?
Beam him up ..
It sounds like a Rod Stewart hit.

Raahh · 20/05/2021 20:58

There are so many things going on here, I don't know where to start.