Eurovision 2021

[JaquelineBeanstalk]

OK, I know I'm probably talking to a niche market, but any other euroviz fans out there? Scorecards ready for the first semi-final? got your tree up? bets placed? predictions?

Albania-sparkly pole dancer outfit, check. Wind machine, check. Big shoes, check. Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight......not sure that’s what was intended.

I’m starting to think Albania should’ve brought the 4 backing dancers

Bit of a kind of Turkish Kiss Kiss vibe in the background music. Wind machine and bawling woman singer...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It's like one of those parties, when you realise you've come in the same dress as half a dozen other people.

There's certainly a theme this year.

Is it possible the British giant trumpets are an homage to past Moldovan entries?

Too many samey fringey outfits this year.

Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight

@Raahh

It's like one of those parties, when you realise you've come in the same dress as half a dozen other people.

There's certainly a theme this year.

Yeah Moldova had that dress only earlier

Portugal up next...wondering can they get into another final with The Black Mamba??

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Staging that looks like she’s setting her farts alight

😂 It's Johnny Depp.

JaneJeffer definitely more interesting than tonight's Emmerdal episodes

Portugal singing in English

Do they not have colour telly yet?

@JaneJeffer

Can't beat the ride *@LookItsMeAgain*

Polish Ireland is laughing it’s head off.

This is a bit 'Georgia on my mind'

Iceland to win!! (only cause we don’t stand a chance after Brexit)

@RaraRachael that good eh?

Portugal- mick hucknall voice in black and white spats, and a song with a story

He sounds like Tina Turner after a couple of strong Ovaltine nightcaps.

Math that was one of my favourites ever- I still hum it in the shower .

Portugal pretty good

This guy looks like Kid Creole and sounds like Eros Ramazotti

'sold my body on a cold dirty floor'.

Well that's lovely.

What's with the alien abduction lights?
Beam him up ..
It sounds like a Rod Stewart hit.

There are so many things going on here, I don't know where to start.