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Eurovision 2021

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JaquelineBeanstalk · 18/05/2021 19:35

OK, I know I'm probably talking to a niche market, but any other euroviz fans out there? Scorecards ready for the first semi-final? got your tree up? bets placed? predictions?

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herecomesthsun · 18/05/2021 21:19

children have appeared and are now in absolute fits of laughter at this

andtheweedonkey · 18/05/2021 21:19

Right - this is Malta.

It's co-favourite with Italy...

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2021 21:19

Hell nah!

Creamcrackersandricecakes · 18/05/2021 21:20

This woman thinks she's Lizzo.....

herecomesthsun · 18/05/2021 21:20

come on Malta!

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JaquelineBeanstalk · 18/05/2021 21:21

Ladies if you feel like farting tonight....it's alright!

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ComDummings · 18/05/2021 21:22

I loved Ukraine! Malta woman is gorgeous and a good singer but not Eurovisiony enough for me.

dillite · 18/05/2021 21:22

She has a lovely, strong voice.

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2021 21:22
  1. Lithuania - Lonely Dancing BananaMan Vulcan
  2. Slovenia - SuperHighHeel Woman
  3. Russia - Russian Doll Dalek
  4. Sweden - Million Voices In Martial Arts Get Up
  5. Australia - 1981 Dolores
  6. North Macedonia - Caped Marc Lloyd Webber
  7. Ireland - Cardboard Katie Perry
  8. Cyprus - Naked Apart from The Bling
  9. Norway - Angelic Captain Sensible Meets East 17
  10. Croatia - TikTok StarShip Troupers
  11. Belgium - Dizzy Lulu
  12. Israel - Fancy Hair, String Vest
  13. Romania - Amazing Technicolor Dream-Frock
  14. Azerbaijan -Pick n Mix
  15. Ukraine - Shakespear's Sister Skinned Muppet
  16. Malta - Its not a Maybe Its a BIG voice
MotherOfGodWeeFella · 18/05/2021 21:22

Listen to the audience! That's a potential winner.

dillite · 18/05/2021 21:22

@JaquelineBeanstalk

Ladies if you feel like farting tonight....it's alright!
Every night is a farting night
andtheweedonkey · 18/05/2021 21:22

@JaquelineBeanstalk

Ladies if you feel like farting tonight....it's alright!
sorry... too many baked beans for lunch Blush
Raahh · 18/05/2021 21:23

Red

Brilliant summary, thank you Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2021 21:23

Well, this is definitely very wup-ass. With just a vague hint of updated Doop in the instrumental bridge.

herecomesthsun · 18/05/2021 21:23

Good one Malta!

ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere · 18/05/2021 21:23

Malta is a great song if you haven’t heard Toy recently. Unfortunately I was listening to the Top 50 Eurovision Songs Evan on Radio 2 while cooking supper, so I’ve heard it very recently.

Raahh · 18/05/2021 21:24

There were a couple of dull ones, but on the whole I did enjoy it.

I am glad it's back.

dillite · 18/05/2021 21:24

This is really hard for me!

I say Lithuania, Malta, Romania, Belgium, Ukraine and that's it for me

MotherOfGodWeeFella · 18/05/2021 21:25

Bananaman just reminded me of Mel & Kim. He just needs a hat.

herecomesthsun · 18/05/2021 21:25

Toy was a lot more bizarre as I remember?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2021 21:25

You've done us all very proud there, Red - as always!

banivani · 18/05/2021 21:25

Ruslana was amazing 🤩 Malta is very professional but it does sound nicked I think 🤔

banivani · 18/05/2021 21:26

Oh Red very good!

andtheweedonkey · 18/05/2021 21:26

Red excellent summary (as ever)

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2021 21:27

Want Lithuania, Russia, Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Ukraine, Cyprus and Malta to get through.

I'm indifferent about Australia and Ireland

Quite happy to bin Romania, Slovenia, Azerbaijan, Israel, North Macedonia and Croatia