Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sharon’s back in town, Fay’s been sent down, Peter’s f***ing dressing gown and more!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Tales of Weatherfield continued...

At least with socially distanced shagging we don't get to see anything traumatising.

Alina can’t do anything other than that monotone accent and pretending to look sad through upturned eyes.

I don’t think Roy would be happy with his niece wasting away her talents in the cafe. I know she does odd design for knickers but you think he be encouraging her to look for better job.

Oh god another night of the creepy cackler

Sharon has a very odd walk. Either her boots are too small or her she's trying to keep a fart in.

I can’t stand the Sharon character. Her voice is really grating.

Corey reminds me so much of my teenage boyfriend. Proper abusive prick.

Sharon’s super shiny plastic boots are very distracting.

Is it me but is Simon just a prat. Looks sulky and all of this storyline re the drugs is his fault.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Sharon has a very odd walk. Either her boots are too small or her she's trying to keep a fart in.

@UhtredRagnarson

Corey reminds me so much of my teenage boyfriend. Proper abusive prick.

The living together thing is rather silly though, what 16 year old boy would want to be tied down anyway

Just wondering if they can only have one evil woman in the street at a time as Debbie has somehow transformed from Ruthless Property Tycoon into Super Kind Wedding Arranger to make way for Treacherous Sharon?.....

The living together thing is rather silly though, what 16 year old boy would want to be tied down anyway

It’s total nonsense. But of course if his parents are finding it he’s going to jump at the chance to have his own apartment away from home!

Funding!

@theresnoonequitelikegrandma

Just wondering if they can only have one evil woman in the street at a time as Debbie has somehow transformed from Ruthless Property Tycoon into Super Kind Wedding Arranger to make way for Treacherous Sharon?.....

I know! And it’s not that long ago that Abi was a badun too.

Do you think Sharon will be “levelled up” by Rita with a stern talking to and go all sweet and kind? (change her mind when kidnapping Dam?)

What is bad guy nephew going to do to Leanne or Simon or both? Bash them up? Break every limb? Kill one? Auntie must know police can trace al these calls and such like and of someone dies she will be banged up to.

Why does no one in Corrie have a password on their phone or tablet?

I know!
And why haven’t the police got cameras on the safe house and made them surrender their phones when they went into it? Why put them less than 25 miles away from home? Obviously Craig the copper wasn’t on the ball!

How did Carla get to the safe house so fast? Surely it must be at least 100 miles away.

How come Carla, Sarah, Adam, Gail and Peter have not thought it slightly strange that some random woman from the dim and distant past is so interested in their family?

@thenightsky

How did Carla get to the safe house so fast? Surely it must be at least 100 miles away.

Nope, the address Simon wrote down for Peter was Warrington, only 20 miles or so from the centre of Manchester!

Especially when that woman was a baddie previously and swindled saint Rita!

They send one thug to get a 2 adults and a teenage boy...no chance of them over powering or calling the police

It really is the world's worst witness protection programme, isn't it?

In Line of Duty you get a lovely rural cottage, a cute dog and a hot girlfriend with flaming locks of auburn hair.

Well, unless you're Gill Bigeloe and you get a ropey ex-council maisonette under a flock of angry shitting seagulls. But she was mean to Ted.

I only continue to watch this rubbish because of you lot and this thread!

I can't stand Sharon, the way she squints and cackles and lurks on every street corner, barking into her phone.
And as for Leanne of Duty and her safe house...farcical.
I don't care about Abi and seedy Kev's wedding - the roof, Sally's voice.

I like Nina and Seb, they're sweet.
Dev's DD will now be controlled and belittled by Cory, and Nina and Dev and probably daft Mary will rescue her.

As for Ty and Alina - mah.