Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sharon’s back in town, Fay’s been sent down, Peter’s f***ing dressing gown and more!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Tales of Weatherfield continued...

Call me even dafter but how can she sit there for hours playing PS without anyone noticing 🤣

And does she know how to play it? If I was a secret agent and had to do this undercover as part of a mission, I would last all of 5 seconds as I don't know what button to press 😂

Is she living with Rita? Will she be using Rita's telly as a screen?
The work experience kids who sometimes write scripts would know Sharon couldn't do play station stuff.

She’s going to sneak the PlayStation and tv into the loo and pretend she’s having a very big shite. Or she’s going to smuggle the PlayStation out in a massive hold-all that she just happens to carry everywhere. If Sam goes missing we’ll know where to look. 😂

Gail got caught stealing a bracelet she hadn’t stolen, yet Sharon has had people’s phones and iPads away (and will probably do the same with the PlayStation) without anyone noticing a thing 😁

I think she's going to find Aadi's log in details written on a post it note on his PS screen or something, and just take a copy. Then use them elsewhere, on someone else's console?

She can't really do owt in Dev's house, not even in Corrie would anything be that utterly mental? Oh well, then again ... Maybe she'll get Dev drunk on half a bottle of wine and he'll slump into a stupor on his patio while she miraculously plays Fortnite in style of Aadi (who will be good) with a bewildered Simon who will nevertheless just blurt out where Leanne of Duty is.

Carry on Corrie.

I hope she doesn't have her evil way with Dev

It comes to every single woman in the 30 - 55 bracket eventually. Shagging Dev in Corrie is as inevitable a rite of passage as the menopause.

Detective Asha will find them.

I'm still traumatised from Dev and Deidre and I honestly wish I could remember that post-coital scene fondly but I can't.

Maybe she'll get Dev drunk on half a bottle of wine and he'll slump into a stupor on his patio while she miraculously plays Fortnite in style of Aadi (who will be good) with a bewildered Simon who will nevertheless just blurt out where Leanne of Duty is

This is my theory absolutely, you nailed it there.

We just need to see Sharon doing more gurning pantomime faces and pressing the PS buttons like a good 'un.

Shagging Dev in Corrie is as inevitable a rite of passage as the menopause

🤣😂🤣

Leanne of Duty

Well, I don't blame Jenny one bit
Jonny's awful.

Sally Ann Matthews was on Digital Spy the other day and was going through a list of reasons why Johnny had been a shit husband to Jenny. It wasn’t a short list

On a semi-related topic, will Daisy ever get a plot of her own? She seems to spend her entire time raising her eyebrow at either Jenny or Sean’s latest doings. Granted, she does give good eyebrow, but surely she’s there for more than that? I do wonder if she was brought in because they needed someone to be Jenny’s confidante while Johnny was in clink (and Barbara Knox was shielding) and now haven’t got a clue what to do with her.

I dont like Jenny at all. They've tried to make her a reformed character but I'd say she was 90% a nasty piece of work. Daisy must get a plot soon or else leave. She isnt funny or interesting.

I find Daisy vaaary vaaaary annoying. She's another one who pulls too many exaggerated faces.

I have a feeling she's the daughter of one of the writers or something. She was just parachuted in for some reason, the story of that was all glossed over, and there she is like part of th furniture.

And why was she being nice about ex homeless friend of Sean's? Trying to talk Sean in to takng her on for Glossy Gloss or whatevver it's called. She's usually pretty horrible to everyone so what's the deal there?

I think Daisy knows that Double Glammy is a rip off and most people are likely to lose money, but only cares about getting money for signing people up so trying to sign Carol up had a nasty undertone.

Remember Debbeh (Kevin's sister) dipped in and out of the street for a few years before the writers decided to give her a big storyline? I think this is what they do now. Let a character hover and do not much at all then blast them into some huge but ridiculous story.

As for Dev the grocer man, it seems a very long time since he got his jeans off with a woman so I think if Sharon offers herself he will be in there before she has finished speaking. Yuk.

For many years well established actors would say it was an honour to be invited to join the Corrie cast but now I doubt very much this is the case unless they have not watched the Street over the last year or so. They may still be under the illusion that Corrie could be the very pinnacle of their acting achievements. It is a load of tripe now but I shall continue to watch, of course.

I must say though Jenny looks exactly the same as when she was Rita's foster daughter back in the 80s/early 90s 9or whenever). She doesn't appear to have aged much at all.

I remember my mum saying ( many) years ago 'The only nice thing about Jenny Bradley is her hair'. I quite like her now though.
Can't stand Daisy. I don't understand the character at all. All the eyebrow raising and bitchy comments. Nope. Don't like.
I fast forward through the Baileys scenes. So snooze worthy.

I cried at Roy at Nina's bedside. He's so lovely, one of my favourites. Poor Seb, poor Abi. What an actress she is!( stunning as well). I really hope Corey is caught soon. Nasty little oik.

What the feck do they think Sharon is going to do at Devs? Leg over then log on to ps4 and play fortnite, as Aadi, then trick Si into giving the address?.
Brilliant

Wish we could edit. My emojis are all wrong! I love Jenny's hair 🙂

Ok so Aadi doesn't have a password, and she just happened to get a phone call from the Arch Criminal at that exact point, and he told her how to get on to Fortnite.

FFS! This Sharon stuff is just ridiculous! Is Dev blind as well as stupid? 😳

Adverts nearly over, then post coital Dev & Sharon? 😱

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FFS! This Sharon stuff is just ridiculous! Is Dev blind as well as stupid? 😳

Who lets total strangers be in their house alone, I certainly don't

What is the point of all this? Even if they agree to met Simon at a park and find out where he lives and they going kill him or Leanne? They all acting like is silly joke not attempted murder. Then the things about Seb, does she think they are just going get a good telling off?