Sewing Bee is back!

[Cocolapew]

14th April

Blimey. Adam in stilletos!!!

(The "and' was added accidentally)

Adam is like someone dreamt up by Larry Grayson. I love him!

Adam is very annoying

Someone cuts out the patterns for them?! Noice.

@Binglebong

I'm just so jealous that they have someone to cut out the pattern and it's not on tissue paper....

Or 5 billion a4 sheets of paper that were cellotaped together.

Who was it that mentioned all the additional hobbies? How many of the contestants came up with their additional hobbies just to make the cut?

No, Damien hasn't learnt 😂😂

"You can't wear a table" . Allow me to assist...

Why has Damien made his shorts out of a pair of curtains silly twit

@Roussette the guy in not going out lee what's his name ?

Lee Mack?

You can tell Damian is one of those guys d we hi doesn’t use the instructions when building flatpack, of follow s recipe...

[quote Stasiland]@Roussette the guy in not going out lee what's his name ?[/quote]
Lee Mack?

Yes !

He reminds me on the man who used to go out with the hairdresser in Gogglebox.

Lee Mack maybe?

These shorts are strange looking

Hmmmm I usually LOVE it! But I'm struggling to take to the people this year, I'll continue for now...

I do think Damien the Token Heterosexual Man was cast more because he’s good telly than for his sewing ability. I can’t believe that there wasn’t a very dull middle aged female applicant who could have done better.

Do you remember the Buddhist Prison Chaplain from a previous series who had a fascinating job but didn’t actually survive the first challenge?

It's strange to see Esme in a light coloured dress.

Damien is the sort who would be telling everyone how to do it whilst doing it wrong

Actually the blue ones are nice and actually wearable looking.

I now can't look at Esme's judging without thinking of that spoof video linked earlier upthread

Adam has a big tuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damien does make a nice humeral veil
Though.