Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Leanne’s gone undercover, Ty wants a Slavic lover, Aggie banged Ed’s brother and more tales of Weatherfield

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Welcome all to an exciting new thread! 🥳

Thank you! Briliiant thread title which makes it sound far more exciting than it really is

Thank you! I agree that it's a fab thread title

Checking in.

Love the thread title!

Thanks for the new thread. Great title!

Checking in!

I’m here! Thanks for the new thread

Yet another great thread title, thanks OP. If only the episodes were as good!

I wonder if people will get start to watch now with the exciting title, but they will soon realise that this thread is far better than the programme.

I still can't warm to Simon or feel sorry for Leanne. In fact I'd quite like both of them to go to jail.

Is that very wrong of me?

I don't think they can be in jail at once, because they can only cope with a Male or Female prison, not both. Simon could be in hospital once Grace leaves. Has Leanne been in prison before?
A new thread! Not because of the fabulous series, despite it. Onwards and upwards corrie.

Shameless parking myself.

Surprisingly, Leanne's never been in Wetherfield Cell Block H. (I had to to look it up.)

Apparently she was involved in some big drugs gang back in about 2004. I'd forgotten about that.

She's had quite an eventful life. I'd forgotten all about her and Bradley Walsh as well!

And she was an escort wasn't she?

Thanks for the new thread @StillCoughingandLaughing

@Roussette

And she was an escort wasn't she?

Yes! And wasn't one of the Conor men a client of hers? Carla or Michelle's husband.

Remember years ago Leanne owned an Italian restaurant. I remember my mum laughing when she saw a catering sized tin of baked beans in the background! No idea what Italian dish they were for...

Where was I when that was going on?! Don't remember that but given that I have the memory of a fruit fly on anything Corrie related, it's no suprise

Yes and didn't Leanne get someone to torch the restaurant for the insurance money? I think it was one of Jack & Vera's grandkids.

She's a right one is our Leanne!

Lol re thread title . Apropos of nothing, anyone else think new head Summer has a look of Toyah about her? Ironic, seeing as eyebrow teen is seemingly going to be the one to live with her.

Checking in ready for tomorrow. Not that I'm expecting it to be any good!

New thread time! I’m confused why Michael only ever seems to do night shift in hospital and needs to come home in day time and sleep? I mean surely parents can stay in hospital all day 12/14h but unless child is seriously ill they encourage parents to look after themselves and go home sleep wash eat etc.

Do we think Leanne and Simon are moving on? We may have to move! Let me book the van for you. Scrape that you own no furniture it have to be a taxi.

They will have to go into witness protection, or get new heads.
I thought most hospitals had very limited visitors, the supermarket man probably covers times when Michael and Ronnie aren't in.

They can ask Summer and Todd where they got their new heads from.