Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Leanne’s gone undercover, Ty wants a Slavic lover, Aggie banged Ed’s brother and more tales of Weatherfield

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Welcome all to an exciting new thread! 🥳

Corrie's on tonight I think.

So Corrie is on Thursday, there's a bank holiday, I will have no idea what day it is.

Catching up on Mondays. God Billy is so dramatic.

All these actors popping out of the woodwork. Maria, Daniel, Faye. Forgotten they were in it.

Key - Since when is Summer Eileen's grand daughter or did I misunderstand

Seb’s got a right pair of moobs!

Who does Billy love??

I guess when Billy and Tod adopted Summer Eileen might’ve thought of her as a grandchild (or as near as she’d get!)?

I forgot Todd adopted her, thought it was only Billy. Todd is so transient

Seb and goth lass (forgotten her name) might make a grand couple.

I could be wrong, he might not have.

Why have I not escaped this drivel?

Just watching on catch up. Tyrone said he was old enough to be Alina's dad. The age gap isn't that big surely

Tyrone is 38 and Alina is 22, so....only JUST old enough to be her dad

Seb’s got a right pair of moobs!

I’m watching on catch up and was just about to post the same!!

I noticed that they've changed the picture on the shelf in the pub back room so it's no longer the same as the one on the opposite wall Shows how much attention I was playing to the conversation in that scene.

So tired of the Billy, Todd, Paul triangle. Couldn't care less who Uncle Ronnie has or has not fathered. Can't remember why Faye thinks she might go to prison. Too much drama, not enough ordinary life.

At least Faye might get to see Gary while she’s in prison. And she’ll probably come back with a friend, like Abbie. It’s nearly as good as Weatherfield General in there as long as you avoid the thugs that play pool.

Oooh! Finally a bit of spark from Alina. Glad she put Maria back in her box and reminded her of her own behaviour with Tyrone.

Yes, enjoyed seeing Alina telling Maria to feck off. Maybe if Seb cuts back on the cheese barms, he'll lose the moobs.

It was Todd who paid that lad to trash Billy and Summer's flat so that Billy would blame Paul. Surely, that has to come out in the end.

I hope so. Thank God for social distancing, though, as we were spared the sight of Todd getting it on with the Archdeacon.

Yes, in some ways that social distancing is proving a blessing!

I desperately want to use my scissors on Seb's hair.

Yes it would be very easy to snip off that bun if you were behind him in the café or something.

I think he might dye it black and go goth soon??

Oh god i wish that goth girl would change her lipstick surely its just a phase shes going through?