Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

@grandtheftwalrus God spd is the worst. I remember the sheer pain just turning over in bed. Hope you're ok xx

That scotch egg looks amazing.

Haha at Jacqui fangirling over Marcus.

Dick van dyke alert. Again.

Jacqui coming over all unnecessary there.

That egg yolk is far too raw for me

Jacki, Jerusalem artichokes are the devils food. Bad lady.

Oh no, GrandTheft, SPD is a right bastard. Rest up.

Marcus is going for it tonight

Johns got his "medium posh" jacket on. But with Marcus in the room, who is looking at John? Not me. Not even me.

I wonder if John side eyes Marcus's swishy hair and trim figure in his pristine chefs whites and bristles

I wouldn't even hear what Marcus was saying. Would just be nodding and staring into his eyes.

Oh no GrandTheft it's a bloody awful pain, hope it eases up soon, take it easy if you can

FUCK OFFF you burnt bitter tasteless waste of space

I love cornbread, I make a good gf one with chilli and cheese.

walrus I had that with twins omg the pain ... you have my sympathy

Marcus does look like the type to order a korma from an Indian.

Oh dear. Seriously over-chillied. 🌶

Never noticed so many had asked after me, I have spd/pgp whatever they are calling it these days and I've walked too much after my nightshift last night.

Is Alexina a bit in danger here??

I'm getting thread 5 ready shortly..

@GillBungalow

I wonder if John side eyes Marcus's swishy hair and trim figure in his pristine chefs whites and bristles

😁😁

She looks so sad that Marcus didn't like the heat.

Oh Alexina I hope you go through

Oh dear that wasn't great for Alexina

Good don’t know how you manage to work with spd, it’s fucking evil.