Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

I supervised kids at school making scotch eggs. One of them left the shell on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not a jerk fan either.

Me either Halsall it's not for Ellen at all

“Wowed you and I” ffs - what is wrong with him or why doesn’t anyone on the floor tell him.

Mackerel scotch egg is on my list of things to experiment with this weekend. I'm hoping for some pottering time in the kitchen.

This is making me hungry. It all sounds brilliant.

@EsmaCannonball

If we didn't buy packet food, we wouldn't have time to watch this shite, Jacqui!

Ain't that the truth!

@Halsall

I don't like jerk anything - is that bad?

I thought she said “duck” pork and was imagining all sorts of combinations.... platypus anyone?

@EsmaCannonball

If we didn't buy packet food, we wouldn't have time to watch this shite, Jacqui!

@fourquenelles oh I do love pickle though. Gimme a cheese and pickle butty any day

I love the sound if the crab quails scotch eggs!

Scotch eggs are fucking hard! I've had several attempts, and wouldn't do another unless it's a teeny quails egg.

Getting that sausagemeat to evenly cover is a bitch, and all my efforts resulted in scotch eggs that each served three people 😂

@Halsall

I don't like jerk anything - is that bad?

I think I would like it as it's spicy.

faints when Marcus walks in

Swoons

Fanny gallops all over that kitchen.

Omg didn't realise this was on

Prettiest fish pie ever.

God I'd have an affair with Marcus.

That fish pie looks lovely. So does Marcus.

@Ellenanora7

Are you ok GrandTheft did you do yourself an injury

No I've got spd and walked too much today after a nightshift last night so suffering now. Probably go to bed after this.

Ohwhat 🤣

I fear for Alexina now - she just put her hands to her face/eyes and she's been fondling 5,000 chillies 🌶 🌶🌶🌶

Smoked haddick John🤔

Loads more sauce needed there

I like Jackie